News

Lipstick in school

Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Perth was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all... [Read the full story]


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Sport

Sydney FC – worst song timing, and thickest fans

Sydney FC – worst song timing, and thickest fans

I know this is old news, but I have to mention the Sydney fans in the FFA Cup final last week – the worst timing for a song in A-League history.Sydney fans were singing to Tim Cahill, ‘Here for the money, You’re only here for the money’ – he then went and scored, what turned out, to be the winning goal fpr Melbourne City’s first silverware. When Cahill left the field with an injury after being on ther end of a bad tackle, he applauded the Sydney fans. He said they spurred him on when they were negatively singing in regards to his move to Melbourne. But it’s got to be said, the Sydney... [Read the full story]


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Smoko

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’  Read More →


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Music

Foos think they suck…and they could be right

Foos think they suck…and they could be right

Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters has said that he and his band think they “suck”. The frontman also said that Foo Fighters are a “really simple band” and that they still feel like the “five dorks” that they were when the band formed. Speaking to Billboard, Grohl said: “You have to understand, we’re a really simple band. We think we suck and we try really hard to make good records and we practice. We don’t feel like the biggest, best band in the world. We just feel like the same five dorks that were touring in a van 17 years ago, that hasn’t... [Read the full story]


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Life

Some thoughts ON the Environment

Some thoughts ON the Environment

With the elections looming, expect to hear the same old bullshit about green policies. But when we take a close look at our environment, the spaces around us and our neighbours we realise things are not as they should be. If we look further and deeper at the spaces occupied by other people in other places we start to see real problems…Poverty, disease, lack of education, destruction and encroachment upon wild places, the list goes on. Most people reading this can say: “I’m lucky”. We have clean water, access to free / cheap education, a job that provides a living for self /... [Read the full story]


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Quickies

Celery racism is rife

Celery racism is rife

Red celery has been developed by a Florida-based produce company to give a ‘colourful crunch’ to salads and dips. It looks like Rhubarb…and so what if celery is red. Are you going to buy this because of its colour? Of course you’re not, you’re going to buy celery because you like the taste. This is racism towards celery – some people have too much free time on their hands.  Read More →


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Chin-Wag

DVD Derek reviews…

DVD Derek reviews…

I visited the video store to hire the new Simon Pegg DVD.  I quite like his films especially his last three films, but “Fear of Everything” was not his best. It has the style of an old Ealing Comedy, but without the quality script. It tried to cover too much ground – neurosis, psychiatry, pathos, family...

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Wearing red is guaranteed to pull chicks

Wearing red is guaranteed to pull chicks

Men wanting to catch the eye of women should dress in red, a colour that new research shows makes them more alluring to the opposite sex. Women in the United States, England, Germany and China said they found men pictured wearing red, or framed in red, more sexually attractive than in other colours, the research published...

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Miss Bumbum 2016 (best arse) – Erika Caneta

Miss Bumbum 2016 (best arse) – Erika Caneta

This year, Miss Bumbum was won by Erika Caneta. The competition has been running since 2011 which was created by entrepreneur and journalist Cacau Olivier. The winners have been: 2015 – Suzy Cortez 2014 – Indianara Carvalho 2013 – Dai Macedo 2012 – Carine Felizardo 2011 – Rosana Ferreira It’s...

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Watch for movie releases in time for the Oscars

Watch for movie releases in time for the Oscars

It is that time again when the big film companies start to release their best chances to win the Oscars in February. This is the time of year when films which could have been released earlier are hurled into the arena for consideration of an Oscar – usually, a George Clooney release is scheduled  at this time...

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Sport

Sydney FC – worst song timing, and thickest fans

Sydney FC – worst song timing, and thickest fans

I know this is old news, but I have to mention the Sydney fans in the FFA Cup final...


Stevie J injuried thumb answering his phone

Stevie J injuried thumb answering his phone

Steve Johnson has had a set-back to his pre-season with a thumb injury. Greater Western...


Bad boy Joey Barton sacked from Rangers

Bad boy Joey Barton sacked from Rangers

Bad boy Joey Barton has been given a one match ban by the Scottish Football Associstion...


Stevie Gerrard  could be managing MK Dons

Stevie Gerrard could be managing MK Dons

Steven Gerrard could be managing English League One team MK Dons. Talks are already...


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Music

Foos think they suck…and they could be right

Foos think they suck…and they could be right

Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters has said that he and his band think they “suck”. The...


Technical musicans are fucking clueless

Technical musicans are fucking clueless

It’s just a long, long argument that goes on, and will go on until the dawn...


Ruby and Jessica in erotic Veronicas new video

Ruby and Jessica in erotic Veronicas new video

Girlfriends Ruby Rose and Jessica Origliasso have been filmed together having a bath...


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Billy Corgan grapples for his money

Smashing Pumpkins front-man Billy Corgan is a massive fan of professional wrestling. While...


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