News

Dog calls police and saves his own life

George, a 2-year-old Basset Hound from West Yorkshire, UK, was strangled by a phone cord…and miraculously saved his own life by calling 999, the British equivalent of 000. George knocked over a heavy-duty, old-fashioned phone in owner Steve Brown’s home; he became tangled in the cord and wound up with it wrapped around his neck. Somehow, George…in the midst of choking…managed to dial 999 with his paw. The emergency operator heard heavy breathing and gasping on the other end and alerted the authorities, who entered the house with the help of a neighbor, Paul Walker, who had... [Read the full story]

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Sport

Sod the Olympics-we wanna see Leryn Franco naked

JAV a gander at this spear-hurling beauty…certain to throw up a few surprises at the London Olympics. Pretty Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco took time out from preparations for the Games to smoulder in a skimpy white bikini. The 29-year-old was national champion as a youth…and also came runner-up in the 2006 Miss Paraguay contest. Bronzed Leryn isn’t tipped for gold — she came 51st at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. But fans hope she might make it on to the podium this year…it would be a shame to see her disa-spear. She became an internet sensation during the 2008 Beijing... [Read the full story]

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Smoko

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t send me flowers when I’m dead. If you like me, send them while I’m alive” Read More →

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Music

Kurt’s image is out of Courtney Love’s control

Courtney Love has not had control of the image of Kurt Cobain since 2010, according to reports. There are claims of documents that show Love agreed to step down as acting manager of the business responsible for Cobain’s publicity rights, End of Music LLC, after receiving a $2.75 million loan from the trust fund of pair’s daughter Frances Bean in 2010. According to the report, this gave 19-year-old Frances Bean control of the publicity rights for the Nirvana icon’s name, likeness and appearance until the cunt, Cuntney Love repays the money. The report also claims that Love has no control... [Read the full story]

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Life

Don’t jump off the roof, mum!

When I was young comedy was king. TV and films were a riot of slapstick and rude humour. Laurel and Hardy were masters, and on the stage comedians like Max Miller could cause a riot with his speedy quips. Norman Wisdom held audiences in the palm of his hand both on screen and on radio and TV. But the king of radio was Tony Hancock. He caused traffic jams when walking down the street. Religious leaders complained because when his radio show was aired , there was a dramatic drop in church attendances. Tony died here in Australia. Later Benny Hill on TV brought comedy to a new generation. Why, I hear... [Read the full story]

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Quickies

Vinnie Jones ad is already saving lives

Vinnie Jones has helped save the lives of 15 heart attack victims with his comical Stayin’ Alive ad, it emerged yesterday. The British Heart Foundation said viewers had “put the advice into action” after seeing Vinnie, 47, push down on a man’s chest in time to the Bee Gees hit. It spoke out as watchdogs rejected complaints that the ad dismissed mouth-to-mouth aid. In the ad, Jones states, “Remember, no kissing…you only kiss your missus on the lips”. Read More →

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Chin-Wag

Beyonce could be sued for over $100 million

A US judge has given a video game company permission to sue Beyonce for $100 million, according to reports. The New York post reports that Manhattan judge Charles Ramos has given software developer Gate Five the go-ahead to proceed with their lawsuit against the ’4′ superstar, after she allegedly pulled...

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Oh no…the Houstons to release reality TV show

Whitney Houston’s family are to feature in their own reality TV show, it has been confirmed. The fly-on-the-wall programme, titled The Houston Family Chronicles, will feature the late singer’s daughter Bobbi Kristina, mum Cissy, her brother Gary, sister-in-law and manager Pat Houston, Pat’s daughter...

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Barnabas vamps it up to Edward

Johnny Depp has sunk his fangs into Robert Pattinson. Johnny claims that even his camp vampire Barnabas Collins in new flick Dark Shadows is more manly than Robert’s Edward Cullen from the Twilight series. Johnny said: “There is room for two big vampires at the minute in the cinema but I’m the alpha vampire. “I’m...

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Rihanna can make straight chicks into bisexuals

Rihanna has boasted she can turn straight women bisexual. The Rude Boy star, who was pictured tucking cash into a stripper’s knickers last week, made the claim on Twitter. She tweeted: “Guarantee to turn a square into a Bi bitch!!!” The brag was a twist on an E-40 song, Function, which features the...

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