News

Man gets stuck in McDonald’s baby chair

It started with an innocent McDonald’s Happy Meal and ended with police having to free a grown man stuck in a baby’s high chair. A man in Cork, Ireland, was left truly embarrassed after getting himself stuck in a seat for toddlers at the fast food restaurant. A witness who snapped the unusual incident said the man had clearly had a few drinks before getting jammed in the grey seat. He was eventually freed from his uncomfortable sitting position and released without charge. A McDonald’s spokesperson said: ‘McDonald’s is aware of the incident involving a customer who decided to sit in one... [Read the full story]

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Sport

Zaha is class as Crystal Palace make Wembley final

Wilfried Zaha can go right to the very top after the winger fired them to the Championship play-off final. Zaha, who joins Manchester United this summer, scored twice as Palace beat Brighton 2-0 to set up a Wembley date with Watford on Monday, 27 May. Crystal Palace manager, Ian Holloway said: “He’s a genius, he’s a wonderful boy and he cares about Crystal Palace. “He was the difference. I believe he will be a world-class player.” Wilfried Zaha had only scored once since his move to Manchester United was confirmed in January and had not scored an away goal since October.... [Read the full story]

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Smoko

Married to a sex maniac

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Music

Noel Gallagher tells David Beckham to write songs

Noel Gallagher has suggested that David Beckham should take up songwriting now that he has retired from football. The former England and Manchester United player confirmed that he will stop playing football at the end of this season having rejected a chance to continue playing with Paris St Germain into 2014. When asked what David Beckham should now pursue, Gallagher replied: “Songwriting”. He added: “He’s had a great career and played for some of the most iconic clubs in world football. He could probably go into management one day, as long as it’s not Manchester City.” Former... [Read the full story]

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Life

Drumming in a circle is dangerous…and shit

A recent report has found that drum circles could be dangerous to the health of participants. The feature is based on the case of a young woman from New Hampshire who fell ill and then tested positive for anthrax after being hospitalised with severe flu-like symptoms, nausea, vomiting and abdominal cramps. It was found that the woman had become infected with the dangerous bacteria after taking part in a drum circle – in which tens of people gather and play drums together – a week prior to ending up in hospital. Apparently, several of the drums are made of animal skins, unbeknownst to... [Read the full story]

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Quickies

Girl drinks beer through her ear

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Chin-Wag

Neil Patrick Harris signs up for Ted 2

Neil Patrick Harris is the latest big name to sign up for A Million Ways To Die In The West, Seth MacFarlane’s follow-up to Ted. The How I Met Your Mother star joins a stellar ensemble cast that already includes Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Sarah Silverman and Giovanni Ribisi. As well as starring...

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Amy Winehouse attempted suicide when she was 10

According to a new book, Amy Winehouse first attempted suicide when she was just 10 years old. The book, Amy Winehouse: The Untold Story, claims the singer tried to kill herself less than a year after her dad Mitch Winehouse left her mother Janis for another woman known as “daddy’s work wife”. Author...

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Michael Douglas talks about kissing Matt Damon

Michael Douglas has talked about his passionate kiss with Matt Damon in his new film, ‘Behind The Candelabra’, about flamboyant entertainer, Liberace. The pair portray two gay lovers in the film which involves multiple love scenes, which and Michael admitted that he and Matt ‘didn’t rehearse’...

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Graham Norton publicly jokes about Rolf Harris

Graham Norton managed to shock almost everyone, as he hosted the British Television Awards on Sunday as he joked about Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville. Opening the star-studded ceremony at the Royal Festival Hall, the 50-year-old said he better hurry up and get on with things before any celebrities were detained following...

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