Hungry seal terrorises fisherman
An angler’s peaceful fishing trip on the Pacific Ocean was rudely interrupted by an eager seal looking to get his flippers on the catch of the day. The unidentified man appeared to be enjoying a day’s fishing with a group of friends aboard a set of kayaks when he received some unexpected company. Seconds after … [Read the full story]
Bought some rocket salad yesterday…
Bought some ‘rocket salad’ yesterday, but it went off before I could eat it !
The truth behind Cannes Film Festival
Always the best film event of the year Cannes is again exciting and filled with the finest films of the year. The judges however, should be taken aside and guided into what makes a good film and also a good actor. Todays cinema seems to be far inferior to the halcyon days of the early … [Read the full story]
Kylie shows Cheryle Cole how it’s done
Kylie Minogue showed Cheryl Cole how it’s done last night as she danced and sang LIVE in skimpy hot pants. She got a standing ovation with new single Timebomb. Kylie sang her latest track Timebomb to celebrate 25 years in the music industry. An eyewitness in the audience said: “Kylie was definitely singing live and … [Read the full story]
Serious vroooom service to the richest F1 fans
When hotel bosses at the Fairmont Monte Carlo boast of ‘a room with a view’ they’re not kidding. Their 70 four-star luxury suites offer Formula 1 fans the chance to enjoy the Monaco Grand Prix without even leaving the building. However, vistas such as this don’t come cheap. The most expensive package overlooking the famous … [Read the full story]
Legoland breaks world record
Legoland Florida has opened its new water park with a splash, with a world record attempt for the highest number of beach balls in the air at the same time. The previous record stood at 401, but the 1,355 special guests, who also got to sample the water park before its official opening tomorrow (May … [Read the full story]
Is Australia the new USA?
The news each day is full of stabbings and shootings and more violence. The values we inherited from our ancestors are drifting away. Mateship and going to the aid of the underdog are now forgotten dreams. Fight nights and five against one and kicking a man when he’s down, seem to be fun for the … [Read the full story]
A Teddy Bear is working on a building site…
A teddy bear is working on a building site. He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says, “Oh, I forgot to tell you…today’s the day the teddy … [Read the full story]
Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Interesting discussion at work today when my Boss mentioned single sided paper. This shocked me as from a purely scientific position all paper has two sides and three dimensions, single sided paper therefore breaks all the laws of God and man, it is an impossibility, an abomination and a heresy. As in physics and mathematics, … [Read the full story]
Dozy criminal confesses to crime on camera
A victim decided to get his revenge on a cocky criminal who boasted about his crime on the video camera he stole by uploading the recording onto the internet. Smiling criminal Houaka Yang, from La Crosse, Wisconsin, made over 20 recordings on the video equipment he stole from the car of Republican state Senate candidate … [Read the full story]
