Dear Woosy – I’m fat & frustrated

Dear Woosy,

I have had a weight problem my whole life and right now I’m the heaviest I’ve ever been. I’ve tried dieting and exercising but the pounds won’t budge. Please help me, I’m desperate.

Woosy says – You could try booze.  Booze doesn’t have any fat in it, but it does have a lot of calories. What they don’t tell you is that after you’ve downed 6 gin and tonics in less than an hour last thing you want to do is eat. In fact, you’ll probably vomit and we all know that if your lunch is in the toilet it definitely won’t settle on your hips, will it? Just be careful with mixers like coke, juice, etc. You don’t want to dilute alcohol’s magic properties.

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