Dear Woosy – Unanswered letters

I thought I’d share some of the letters I have received but not replied to, frankly because I was laughing too much!  Here goes…

Dear Woosy,  A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Woosy,  What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Woosy,  I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Woosy,  I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Woosy,  I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Woosy,  Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?

Dear Woosy,  I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Woosy,  My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Woosy,  Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn’t, but he finally did it.

Dear Woosy,  My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Woosy,  You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

Dear Woosy,  My girlfriend says that I never solve my own problems. How do I prove her wrong?

Keep them coming….

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