Dear Lily – My colleague is making my life a misery

Dear Lily, I have a female colleague at work who is making my life a misery. She’s really ambitious and competitive, and she tries to better everything I do, especially when the boss is around. I’ve been trying to ignore her endless one-upmanship for a while now, but it’s getting close to the point where … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Should I tell my daughter Santa’s not real?

Dear Lily, My daughter is starting to ask the inevitable questions: Where do babies come from? What happens when people die? Why does mummy have so many ‘special friends’ to stay over? etc. Obviously, as it’s nearly Christmas, she’s now starting to ask about Santa Claus and if he’s real or not. Do you think … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Has Satan taken my son?

Dear Lily, I am really worried about my youngest son. He’s only 15 but I think him and his friends might be drinking alcohol and smoking wacky cigarettes. He used to be such a darling boy, who took a keen interest in sport, as well as being a popular and active younger member of our … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty

Dear Lily, The other day, my girlfriend asked me if I would talk dirty to her during our lovemaking sessions as apparently she would find this a huge turn on. Being rather shy, I am extremely embarrassed at the prospect and would much prefer to remain silent, but she’s pretty insistent. So I was thinking … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Have I turned all lesbian?

Dear Lily, I have been married to my husband for over 6 years, and we have three children together. The trouble is that for a while now I’ve been having sexual feelings about other women and I’m not sure what this means. My husband and I still have a healthy sex life, but nowadays, while … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – My wife is a bootfaced old hag

Dear Lily, I’ve been married to my wife for nearly twenty years and we have two wonderful children together. Regrettably, I seem to have accidentally had sex with a woman at work and I am worried my wife might find out. The main catalyst for this unfortunate situation is that my wife is a dried-up, … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – How can I change his grin?

Dear Lily, Lately, I’ve become suspicious that my husband is having an affair: he has suddenly started taking pride in his appearance; buying me flowers for no good reason; and worst of all, he always seems to have a daft smile on his stupid face. Considering I have endeavoured to make his life a misery … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Can I erase my wife’s memory?

Dear Lily, Every Tuesday evening, while my wife is out at her exercise class, I like to have what I’ve come to think affectionately of as a ‘zumba wank’ to relieve the day’s tension. Unfortunately, last Tuesday I was mid-stroke when my wife returned unexpectedly and now she just keeps crying all the time and … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Should I grab his cock?

Dear Lily, I’ve been doing some flirting with Steve from accounts recently: letting him see a flash of nipple at the water cooler, or a hint of gash as I uncross my legs during team meetings. He said to me the other day: ‘leave me the hell alone, this is sexual harassment and if you … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – My girlfriend has terrible flatulence

Dear Lily, My girlfriend has terrible flatulence. You’d think that a young lady would have the manners to hold it in, but she has clearly become far too familiar and even thinks it’s funny to force my head under the covers and shout ‘smell the beef’ whenever she lets one go in bed. All I … [Read the full story]

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