Dear Woosy – Is my hubbie cheating?

Dear Woosy, My husband often works late but the overtime is not reflected in his pay.  He comes home smelling of ladies’ perfume and sometimes with lipstick on his collar. Sometimes when I answer the phone it just goes dead.  He called me by his secretary’s name three times last week and when we make … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I’m so lonely

Dear Woosy, I’m ugly, charmless and very lonely. Do you have any spells or potions that would help me to pick up men? Woosy says –The breast implant spell is quite effective. You begin it by writing a check and after a little minor surgery you will be able to spellbind men. Of course you … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My sex life is ruined

Dear Woosy, I read recently that “being your own best friend” could be good for your sex life, and that self-pleasuring was in fact recommended to bring couples closer together in bed. Yet when I pulled out the old flesh rocket for a bit of five-digit disco in the girlfriend’s car the other day as … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My girfriend was a prostitute

Dear Woosy, I started going out with this girl four months ago and things are really going well. We met when I was driving around a lot at night. I stopped the car, she got in, we went back to mine and she moved in right away. I felt really proud as she is a … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I’m so ashamed of my body

Dear Woosy, I am almost completely flat chested and it’s ruining my life. I am so ashamed of my body that I can no longer do anything that involves a communal changing room, like swimming or other sport. I just can’t stand it when everyone takes their tops off and I am surrounded by huge, … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Am I gay?

Dear Woosy, I am a 16 year-old lad and I think I am becoming confused about my sexuality, although I can’t say for sure. For some years now I have been binge-wanking over the ladies girdle section of my mum’s shopping catalogue. However, while playing the pink oboe with some gusto last week I turned … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My boyfriend can’t keep it up

Dear Woosy, I love my boyfriend very much but all is not well in the bedroom department as he is finding it increasingly difficult to maintain himself in an upright position during take-off and landing, so to speak. He says he feels his performance is constantly under scrutiny and that he is intimidated by my … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Why can’t we have quick, rubbish sex?

Dear Woosy, When my husband and I were first married we were so young and inexperienced that our hoggins was short and perfunctory.  Over the years we have been together he has developed into a skilled and attentive lover.  Now, all I seem to be doing during my spare time is having multiple orgasms during … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Unanswered letters

I thought I’d share some of the letters I have received but not replied to, frankly because I was laughing too much!  Here goes… Dear Woosy,  A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – Working away makes me feel guilty

Dear Woosy, My job requires me to work away a lot of the time, which means my wife often has to spend evenings and weekends alone, and this makes me feel terribly guilty. Thankfully, she has struck up a friendship with the gentleman next door. Ted is a kindly soul, being selfless enough to allow … [Read the full story]

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