Internet idiots should spend money on booze and women

It’s been revealed┬áthat there are an increasing number of gullible bastards on the internet. Research scientists at Mierda College declared that one in 3 internet surfers are stupid and should be shot. Professor Don Puta, who conducted the survey, revealed some of the gaffs that surfers had committed – “One man paid $250 for a … [Read the full story]

Study finds Americans are the most stupid people on the planet

Every country on earth has its stupid people. But a recent Rand study examining 160 countries concludes America now has the highest percentage of stupid people in all 10 internationally recognized categories of stupidity. This is unprecedented. Percentage wise, America now has (in order of increasing stupidity) more nincompoops, jerks, numb nuts, shitheads, utter halfwits, … [Read the full story]

Who’s that Nasty girl – Hillary Clinton?

Third US Presidential debate – Donald Trump calls Hillary Clinton a ‘nasty woman’…enter Janet Jackson. Since Donald Trump publically named Hillary Clinton a ‘nasty woman’, (third Presidential debate – October 19th), Janet Jackson’s song ‘Nasty’ has had a popularity spike. Both candidates are at each other like children…usually, nothing to do with politics and the … [Read the full story]

Neil Patrick Harris signs up for Ted 2

Neil Patrick Harris is the latest big name to sign up for A Million Ways To Die In The West, Seth MacFarlane’s follow-up to Ted. The How I Met Your Mother star joins a stellar ensemble cast that already includes Liam Neeson, Charlize Theron, Amanda Seyfried, Sarah Silverman and Giovanni Ribisi. As well as starring … [Read the full story]

Graham Norton publicly jokes about Rolf Harris

Graham Norton managed to shock almost everyone, as he hosted the British Television Awards on Sunday as he joked about Rolf Harris and Jimmy Saville. Opening the star-studded ceremony at the Royal Festival Hall, the 50-year-old said he better hurry up and get on with things before any celebrities were detained following a string of … [Read the full story]

Helen Mirren confronts drummers as the Queen

Helen Mirren shouted expletives at carnival drummers in the street while still dressed as The Queen. A group of street percussionists promoted London’s upcoming As One In The Park gay festival by performing outside the Gielgud Theatre, where Mirren was playing the role of Her Majesty. Towards the end of the first half, as she … [Read the full story]

Sharon Stone and Kate Moss lez it up

Kate Moss and Sharon Stone set pulses racing as they puckered up and shared a kiss at a recent charity event. Supermodel Kate was auctioning off a moment on her lips to a lucky bidder at the third annual amfAR Inspiration Gala in Sao Paolo, Brazil, last Friday, and demonstrated her smooching prowess with the … [Read the full story]

SBC becomes a big earner in Hollywood

The Dictator, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, has become one of the richest actors in Hollywood. The funnyman has earned over $40 million in the last year, thanks to box office successes with The Dictator and Les Miserables. He also banked a big pay cheque for providing the voice of lemur King Julien in Madagascar 3. … [Read the full story]

Leo and the topless swimmer

Leonardo DiCaprio swims and splashes his way towards a topless girl. The actor and his Hollywood pal Jonah Hill surrounded the racy brunette as she made a splash in the semi-nude. Amazed at her lack of beach clothing, Leo…who was also snapped wading through the choppy waters in a drenched T-shirt…smiled and pointed at the … [Read the full story]

Warney’s missus joins sexy girls for charity

Liz Hurley shows off her good looks as she joins two sexy showgirls at a charity bash. The 47-year-old actress stepped out to fiance Shane Warne’s 6th annual charity poker tournament in Melbourne last weekend. The event – organised by The Shane Warne Foundation – raises funds for sick and under-privileged children in Australia. Liz … [Read the full story]

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