Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, “LOL”. I have to work with her every day.
The blobfish, with its permanently grumpy expression and pink saggy skin, has topped a poll featuring some of the planet’s strangest looking species.
Snakes are pretty scary, but at least when they’re in zoos or you’re watching them from the other side of a glass tank you can sleep safe in the knowledge that they can’t get to you. This assumption may however prove to be your undoing, as footage has emerged of every ophidiophobe’s worst nightmare: A … [Read the full story]
Unfortunately, this penis cactus seems to be going limp. It “just won’t grow straight,” it’s owner explains. Makes a great shadow puppet though!
Chopping a watermelon can be tricky, but Matt Jones has mastered the art of making it look effortless. The supermarket worker accepted a challenge from a colleague to peel and dice an entire fruit in just half a minute, and managed to complete the feat with nine seconds to spare.
A steamy couple have been caught in a passionate outdoors embrace by Google’s Street View cameras on Dukes Highway near Keith, South Australia The uncensored pic (left) and how the Dukes Highway love-in now appears on Google Maps (right).
Cameron Diaz has a new life coach…Gwyneth Paltrow. Cameron’s been having a bit of a mid-life crisis since she turned 40, including all-night benders and a fling with P.Diddy. A source said: “Gwyneth’s sorted out everything from finances to hooking her up with her trainer. She has also forced her to swear off sex for … [Read the full story]
Singer Paloma Faith is not a fan of erotic bestseller Fifty Shades Of Grey. She says it is “rubbish” and written “in the worst English imaginable”. The colourful star says E L James’ steamy novel is written as if “feminism never existed”. She added: “There are text messages which are just written in abbreviations… I … [Read the full story]
Brad Pitt has joined China’s version of Twitter…and won 100,000 followers after mysteriously hinting he may visit the country. The actor, banned from China 15 years ago for his role in Seven Years in Tibet, posted: “It is the truth. Yup, I’m coming.” The message was later removed.