A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at a Home Depot store in Georgia, US, after the shopper went to use the bathroom. When she tried to get up after relieving herself she found she was unable to … [Read the full story]
Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”
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A man walks into a library and says, “Have you got a book on Tourette Syndrome?” The librarian replies, “Fuck-off – you cunt!” The man says, “Yes, that’s the one”.
“Masturbation is like procrastination…it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself”
“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does”
Anal sex is a form of sexual activity practiced by people who suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD). It generally resembles normal sexual activity in that tab A goes energetically into slot B, but the participants mutually consent to keep it as sanitary and orderly as possible. The term is derived from the English words “anal”, … [Read the full story]