Davo’s quote of the day

‘If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it’s obvious that you haven’t done much today’

I saw my mate Charlie this morning

I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.  I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?”  He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.” Well I just cracked up, couldn’t stop laughing, then said, “That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?” “Not really.” he said. “I still have the … [Read the full story]

I went to the cemetery yesterday…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there, I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later and they’re still walking about with it. I thought to myself…they’ve lost the plot !  

On the wagon

In London, the Old Bailey is on the site of a dreadful prison. In olden times the prisoners sentenced to death were taken by horse and cart from the prison to Marble Arch where they were hanged. It was a long journey with streets thronged with crowds.  The beer shops were packed with revellers heading … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘A leopard never changes its spots…they just fade’

Big Belle’s Spam Slippers

If you’re sick of the traditional turkey on Christmas day, and even more sick of turkey for the next month, then why not try my Spam Slippers. I’ll admit, it’s a fair stretch from tradition, but if you fancy being rebellious but creative at the same time…then read on… Preparation time: 25 minutes, plus standing. … [Read the full story]

20 year old zit gets popped…..finally

Want to see what happens when you squeeze a 20-year-old spot? If this video looks familiar, it’s probably because you have an unhealthy predilection for poking, pulling and pressing your (and other people’s) pimples. Who is this man?  What part of the body is this?  How can one small spot produce such a staggering volume … [Read the full story]

Big Belle’s Simple Chocolate Pudding

Everyone loves chocolate…unless you are lactose intolerant and that’s not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self raising flour 100g or 1/2 cup caster sugar 2tbs cocoa powder 125mls or 1/2 cup of milk 50g melted butter 1 egg thickened cream Chocolate sauce: 155g or 3/4 cup of brown sugar 2tsp cocoa powder … [Read the full story]

Weird and whacky pregnancy cravings!

Many women crave something or another during pregnancy, very often something that they wouldn’t usually eat. They crave things like spicy foods, pickled onions, peanut butter, and many more, with chocolate being the most common food craving, closely followed by ice cream. Whether or not they usually eat these foods they crave however, is no … [Read the full story]

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