My mate recently told his wife that she should start masturbating….she went fucking bananas!
It’s simple. In life, only one thing is certain, apart from death and taxes. No matter how hard you try, no matter how good your intentions, you are going to make mistakes. You’re going to hurt people. You’re going to get hurt. And at the end you must accept regrets, as long as you can … [Read the full story]
A woman had to be yanked off a public toilet seat after a prankster smothered it with extra strong superglue. The unfortunate incident occurred at a Home Depot store in Georgia, US, after the shopper went to use the bathroom. When she tried to get up after relieving herself she found she was unable to … [Read the full story]
Husband says to wife, “My Olympic condoms have arrived … I think I’ll wear Gold tonight.” Wife says, “Why not wear Silver and come second for a change.”
Hello everyone, The young lady in the photo is so very hot, we just had to put her on Ozzie News. If anyone has got her name, number, etc., just for professional reasons of course, please let us know. Anyway, she’s hot….enjoy.
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