Davo’s quote of the day
“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world”
Morning coffee with Catholics
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square . The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father‘.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
‘Women who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills’
Funnies
An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five minutes”. The Greek said, “That’s nothing, last night I smeared my wife Feta cheese, made mad passionate love, and … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
‘Veni, vidi,velcro…I came, I saw, I stuck around’
The kettle that looks like Adolf Hitler
In an example of not being able to un-see something after you’ve seen it once, commuters in California can relax if they had a feeling of unease after returning home recently. A driver has removed that nagging feeling after posting a picture of a giant freeway billboard advertising a kettle that strongly resembles Adolf Hitler. … [Read the full story]
Davo’s quote of the day
“Technological progress has merely provided us with a more efficient means for going backwards”
She’s hot
Hello to you all. I don’t know who this wonderful looking creature is…but she is sooo hot. I don’t want to sound derogatory by calling the lady (yes, you heard correctly, a lady) below a ‘creature’, but it is the fondest name I can think of. It is far better than calling her a number. … [Read the full story]
