Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I don’t usually drink weekdays anymore, but made an exception this week. When I got home, had a bath, shaved (I shave at night, I hate having to look at my face in the mornings especially when I have a razor in my hand). Next morning, got up feeling a little rough it must be … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

Hello lovers of hot-ness. This lovely young lady is Hailey Clauson. She’s all over the net, so, a bit difficult to say we don’t know who she is. She’s American, but with a name like Clauson, I don’t think her routes would have started in the USA. She’s been a cover star for the Sports … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Never look through binoculars the wrong way round, because you’ll see fuck all”

Big Belle’s Banana Bread

Have you ever wanted to impress your friends with some great food? Here is a recipe that will get their tastebuds going…unless you don’t do it properly and fuck it up, in which case don’t tell them where you got this recipe. Banana Bread You will need: 1 1/2 cups of plain flour 1tsp of … [Read the full story]

Do something sexy

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says, “What the heck are you doing, Billy Bob?” “Jeez, Cletus, ya scared … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went out 2pm to buy a packet of fags, some damn drunken idiot urinating against theĀ  side wall of the shop, on the bloody high street on a Sunday afternoon!!, unusually for me I rather lost my temper and am ashamed to say the language I used whilst barking at him was rather ripe. Glad … [Read the full story]

Would you like to live here?

Well, would you live here? I know plenty of people that would just be perfect living in ‘Arsoli’ Here are some, well, strange sounding places. Please let us know if any of you have been to these places. Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinamans Knob … [Read the full story]

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber…

How can you recognise a female suicide bomber? If you see a woman with a short fuse, be very careful – call the police immediately.

She’s hot

Oh boy, this is right up my street. I mean really…this is…I’ll say it again…right up my street. She’s not only hot, she’s extremely hot. I don’t think you can get much more perfect than this hottie. I often go on about how I’d love to meet, marry, do whatever etc., to these beautiful women … [Read the full story]

Amnesiac walks into a bar…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde girl and says, “Do I come here often?”

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