Davo’s quote of the day

“Never look through binoculars the wrong way round, because you’ll see fuck all”

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Go to Heaven for the climate – go to Hell for the company’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains’ ‘Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent…like scientists’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, it’s obvious that you haven’t done much today’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘A leopard never changes its spots…they just fade’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you stick your head out of the window, you may get spat on’

Davo’s quote of the day

‘If you walk down the road…you’ll get run over’

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t brush your hair with a broom…coz you’ll look ridiculous”

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