Davo’s quote of the day
‘Age shouldn’t affect you – you are either marvellous or boring…regardless of your age…’
‘Age shouldn’t affect you – you are either marvellous or boring…regardless of your age…’
“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the
‘I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise what you
“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’
“Religion is a like penis…I don’t mind if you talk about it, I don’t mind if you wave it
‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got
‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’
‘Age shouldn’t affect you – you are either marvellous or boring…regardless of your age…’
“Wives are funny creatures…they don’t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the
“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new”
‘I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise what you
“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic, and so am I’
“Religion is a like penis…I don’t mind if you talk about it, I don’t mind if you wave it
‘What’s Jesus and Santa Claus got in common? This isn’t a joke…I’d love to know… OK, they’ve both got
‘At Xmas, I prefer to receive than give…hang on…that doesn’t sound quite right…’
‘Britney Spears is a cunt…but I’d like to be her boyfriend’