Davo’s quote of the day
‘Better to be pissed off than pissed on’
Davo’s quote of the day
‘I know you believe you understand what you thought I said, but I’m not sure you realise what you heard is not what I meant’
Davo’s quote of the day
“As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about what they can.”
Davo’s quote of the day
‘Man who runs behind car gets exhausted’
Davo’s quote of the day
If you take your missus fishing in a boat with your mates, you’re guaranteed she’ll always come back with a Red Snapper
Davo’s quote of the day
Three people can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.
Davo’s quote of the day
“My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison”
Davo’s quote of the day
Swallow food properly…or it comes out of your nose.
Davo’s quote of the day
“Always answer the phone with…….Hello…….(pause) who is it?”
Davo’s quote of the day
“There’s no point in sitting around waiting for IT to find you. You’ll feel better about yourself and life…and you’ll feel less bitter about life, if you at least make a reasonable attempt to find IT”
