A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your … [Read the full story]
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny – is that spooky or what?
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That’s when I thought “Hang on just a … [Read the full story]
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him. I shouted “Where you off to Charlie?” He said, “I’m off to change a light bulb.” Well I just cracked up, couldn’t stop laughing, then said, “That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?” “Not really.” he said. “I still have the … [Read the full story]
Son said to dad “I’m gay.” Dad looked at his other son and said “What about you?” Other son said “Me too dad.” Dad said “Doesn’t anyone in this family like pussy?” The daughter said “I do…”
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