Stop dreaming – Crystal Palace ARE Premier League

Crystal Palace fans woke up with sore heads yesterday morning but also safe in the knowledge that their club are in the Premier League. The Eagles beat Watford 1-0 at Wembley in the play-off final after a Kevin Phillips penalty in extra-time.  More than 33,000 Palace fans watched Ian Holloway’s side outclass Gianfranco Zola’s side … [Read the full story]

Fuck off Rooney…you’re a waste of space

Manchester United celebrate Sir Alex Ferguson’s final Premier League title at a local restaurant. Wayne and Coleen Rooney led the footballers and WAG’s on a night out at Neighbourhood restaurant in Spinningfields, Manchester, on Sunday evening. Having played no part whatsoever in Sir Alex Ferguson’s final match at the Theatre Of Dreams, the meal could … [Read the full story]

Fergie wants Frank Lampard

Chelsea star, Frank Lampard, is ready to move to Old Trafford. Lampard has been told he is no longer wanted at Stamford Bridge, with his contract set to run out in the summer. United manager Alex Ferguson is convinced the veteran midfielder, 34, can still do a job at the very highest level. He is … [Read the full story]

Will Lampard remain at Chelsea?

Chelsea boss Rafa Benitez has offered no guarantees that Frank Lampard will see out the season at Stamford Bridge. The experienced midfielder has already revealed that no discussions have been held regarding an extension to his current contract with Chelsea, which is due to expire in the summer. Benitez has also hinted that Lampard’s future … [Read the full story]

Abramovich sacks Di Matteo

Roberto Di Matteo was axed as Chelsea boss by Roman Abramovich last week…straight after his plane landed following the 3-0 defeat by Juventus in Turin on last week. The 42-year-old was sacked by the billionaire Russian owner’s henchmen at the club’s training ground just 187 days after leading the Blues to Champions League glory. The … [Read the full story]

Who’s the mug now, Spurs?

Still recovering from the disappointment of Chelsea’s UEFA Champions League victory, Tottenham Hotspur have been left with effectively worthless mugs celebrating their ‘qualification’ for the 2012-13 tournament. Spurs qualified for the world’s biggest club competition after finishing fourth in the Barclays Premier League last season. But Chelsea’s historic win in Munich saw the Blues advance … [Read the full story]

Brendan Rodgers to be new Liverpool manager

Barclays Premier League side Liverpool look set to hire Brendan Rodgers as their new manager, with his current club Swansea expecting a deal to be finalised by the end of the week. Rodgers met with Liverpool officials on last week and Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins said on the club’s website the manager had been offered … [Read the full story]

Dylan Tombides has hopefully beaten cancer

Each morning around 9am, Dylan Tombides crawls out of bed, walks to the bathroom and looks into the mirror. Staring back at the young West Ham striker is a thick, 12-inch scar running from the centre of his chest to his navel. That’s when the flashbacks begin, taking this 18-year-old Australian back to the moment … [Read the full story]

“John Terry is a total wanker”, says Buford

Barclays Premier League bosses have avoided another awkward pre-match handshake involving John Terry by abandoning the traditional pre-match routine when Chelsea played Queens Park Rangers last weekend. Chelsea skipper Terry is facing a July 9 court case over allegations he racially abused Anton Ferdinand during QPR’s victory over Chelsea in October. Terry, who lost the … [Read the full story]

Balotelli shags same prostitute as Rooney

Roberto Mancini says Mario Balotelli can’t be trusted when he leaves the training pitch and he has done nothing to prove his boss wrong. The Manchester City striker has been caught having a “brief involvement” with a woman – a.k.a. prostitute – who previously hit headlines for her involvement with Wayne Rooney, while his wife … [Read the full story]

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