Russell Brand has become ‘A bloody good gardner’

He’s only been married for five months but already Russell Brand is complaining that he used to have sex 20 times a week but now he says, “I’m a bloody good gardner”.

A nd while he was being funny when he told the story when being interviewed by Piers Morgan, the fact is it’s clear that reality has kicked in and he’s realising that marriage is more than just one big shagathon.

I truly belive Brand adores Katy Perry but his wife has a big career and she’s way too busy with that to be worrying about satisfying her husband’s sexual needs 20 times a week.

If Brand wants to stay married, he’s better get used to mowing the lawn…and pulling himself around the bathroom.

by Milo Johnson

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