Australians have no time for P-Rick Stein and other pretentious TV chefs

Fish master Rick Stein’s influence on the Cornish port of Padstow has earned it the nickname of Padstein.

But a new, more personal, renaming attempt is less than complimentary. Pranksters have put a ‘P’ in front of ‘Rick’, on a sign at his Bannisters eaterie at Mollymook Beach, New South Wales.

You can’t blames us Ozzies for having a go at Prick…I mean Rick. You can tell Rick Stein is a monster by looking at his eyes.  Whenever he stops talking there is a kind of barely concealed anger that begins to creep its way in to his blank face.  An anger and a sadness.  He’s constantly on the verge of being short with people.  Telling them what’s what, setting the world to rights. Of course he is also famous for getting demonstratively angry at the standards of British cooking over and over and over again.

Episode after episode. Lionising “authentic peasant food” and belittling the lack of “flair and imagination”.  All we need is “authentic ingredients, simply cooked”.

Well, I’ve got news for Stein and every other patronising cook that consider themselves to be a gastronomic ethnographer and a arbiter of cooking and taste.

It’s only fucking food.

It functions as a symbol of good taste only because people like you set apart the “good” and “bad”, the “quality” and the “trash” with meaningless ad hoc associations.  “Hilariously” Prawn cocktail and Black Forest Gateaux were the height of middle class taste in 1977, but we know better now.  Those foodstuffs were eaten by people who didn’t understand food the way we do in the sophisticated 21st century.

Keith Floyd had the right idea. Show people a place, show them how to cook a food item, tell them it’s easy to do and to enjoy it, eating the food with some delicious wine. End of story.

He was informative and entertaining at the same time. The cooking didn’t always turn out right…but it didn’t matter, because he wasn’t this pretentious ‘TV cook’ that you see everywhere on television today.

Bill Granger from ‘Bills Food’ has the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen. Whiter even than George Michael and Richard Hammond’s put together. I’m sorry, but I just can’t trust a cook that is so synthetic and cheesy and creepy…he is…he’s creepy.

I just want to know when Bill is coming out of the closet…there’s no way somebody can be that camp for the television and not actually be gay…it’s just impossible. We don’t mind what or who you are Bill, but we just want a real person on television without the bollocks that is fed to us through our aerials.

I think your cheesy grin is like a permanent fixture. Where you in an accident like The Joker from the Batman films/comics?

And as for that other cunt…Gordon Ramsay. I know you’re passionate and you have to run a kitchen which I know is a stressful place to be, but not everyone is going to respond to you by shouting at them.

And it is now common knowledge that some of your restaurants are doing badly…more than badly. You’ve even gotten financial help from Peter Jones, one of Britain’s most successful businessmen from the program ‘Dragons Den’.

It’s funny, when Keith Floyd died, a film clip was shown of him being asked about modern TV chefs…and about you in particular. And Floyd said, “I think he’s a cunt”…I rest my case. I think you are, your depleting customers/clients are starting to think you are, and the great Keith Floyd thinks you are.

What’s not good is lecturing people on what they should be eating, constantly harking back to a non existent peasant food culture and obsessing about what the average family cooks for their tea.

Chicken nuggets exist and people really really like eating them, it may make you feel slightly queasy, but do you know what? Hard shit.

by John Jackson

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3 Responses to “Australians have no time for P-Rick Stein and other pretentious TV chefs”
  1. Dick Long says:

    I worked with an obnoxious wannabe chef at the Counter Restaurant (Thompson Hotel) Toronto. This so-called executive chef thinks he has to yell at people to get their best. Point is this nameless clown is the worst chef you will ever see. He tries to emulate Ramsay like blowhards shouting demeaning insults and all. I have news for you people become resentful and your already low standards are lower. Food is slopped on dirty wooden boards(that serve as eating vessels) prepared in the worlds dirtiest cramped kitchen. Overpriced comfort food is what it’s supposed to be. $12-14 for a hamburger on glorified donuts and 2 greasy onion rings cooked in dirty oil. Only drunks and people hopped on cocaine can eat such crap. This article reminded me of the experience. If people we sober and didn’t have money to burn they would realize that the Mcdonald’s down the street is probably superior to this crap. What is with all these titles they adopt too, Sous Chef First Cook Executive Chef. You are glorified line cooks. Not saying it doesn’t provide a purpose but kill the attitudes. Most of you are highschool drop-outs. You have no right to treat people in such a bush-league fashion. Grow up.

  2. Gilly Jones says:

    I recently posted articles which were factual and actually referenced Rick Stein’s own TV series where he says it made him so angry that Asian, Indian food was talking over the great British cuisine. He went on and on to berate the Indians in particular. He then in the same said episode after publicly making a passionate and emotional stance on the invasion of the Asian went on to say and now I am going to cook my Chicken curry! He goes around with a pad and pencil and steals recipes, As someone who is unfortunate to eat at his establishment in Padstein, which Padstow if more commonly known as due to the number of properties he own there. He and his partners had the audacity to actually threaten me, and take me to court if I didn’t stop contributing to the Wikipedia page. I said fine, I will just reference the show I saw and it is plain for all to see. I did not here for him or his partner again. However Wiki removed my posts I saw that Wiki will not allow anything if the person has a Jewish surname to be criticised. The main servers of Wiki are in Israel. Information is controlled!

    • Ted says:

      At least you are well informed on the extent of Jewish control rof the media.Yep the founder of Wiki is a Jew and naturally enough he looks out for his tribal interests.
      Stein is a Jew of course…but cannot hide the fact because of his surname.It explains why he has taken over about half the retail outfits in a small town in Padstow…Cornwall.
      He is a total fake of course…he is said to be a more than part time homosexual and a multimillionaire…who evades taxes via business interests in Australia.
      Most of the celebrity chefs are Jews…with the exception of Gordon Ramsay…but his wife is a jewess.Both Nigella and the Cockney spiv are Jews…her former jew billionaire hubby punched her in a restaurant which led to their divorce.Both of them quaffed large amounts of coke.The billionaire Jew is now screwing another high profile jewess…Trinny of the fashion advice duo…she was/ is a heavy high priced drug abuser…

      So these British celebrity chefs are a bunch of frauds who treat their kitchen staff appallingly.Another Jew chef Worral-Thompson helped himself to the workers tip money!!..he has since been prosecuted for shoplifting at a TESCO supermarket…The daughter of the founder of this Jewish owned supermarket recamped to Israel because she was wanted for corruption in housing….she was employed as a councillor.She managed to bribe her way out of it….
      Britain is run by Jews of course.It is the Jews in western countries who are flooding them with third world immigrants…great for Labour exploitation for their businesses and the restaurant business is INFAMOUS for employee abuse.

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