Loving loads of horses

Get your taste buds ready and wet  your lips to take a load of horse cum.

This apparent health food is no longer for those sickos that love a little animal love, its may be going main stream.

The owner of the  company Mr Kerslake  says, “Horses are pure testosterone you know. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself,’ This hopefully is going to invite many to taste the ‘delicacy’.”

The Jizz will be available in shots for $10NZ at the Hokitika Wildfoods festival on March 12. The shot can be taken in its delightful natural state or with flavouring of cherry, licorice and banoffee pie.

The semen is collected using an artificial vagina which is used in horse breeding around the world. It is then stored in a solution to keep that salty taste as fresh as possible.

Although no formal tests have taken place we assured that the shot will me make you feel amazing for a week.

If you are thinking you may need this product because your testosterone levels are low, there is a pretty good chance that you are already  getting your shot of jizz a day although it may not be from a horse, so save your money.

by Harry Harper

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