Man has sex with an ATM and a picnic table

A 49-year-old man was arrested in Tennessee after attempting an unorthodox transaction with a cash machine.

Lonnie Hutton

According to reports, Lonnie Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro, removed his trousers, and then proceeded to have sex with the bar’s ATM.

Somehow, Hutton managed to successfully make a withdrawal.  Responding officers found him walking around the bar, no longer engaged with the ATM.

Sadly, he had clearly failed to complete his deposit, as he continued to thrust his hips while naked from the waist down.

After securing Hutton, the police escorted him outside and told him to sit on a nearby picnic table. His lust for inanimate objects proving insatiable, he quickly began to have sex with his new-found seat.

The jilted Romeo was snatched from his latest flame and arrested for public intoxication.

His bail was set at $250, meaning the next sweet nothing whispered by his lover may be, ‘insufficient funds’.

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