Masturbation isn’t illegal…just don’t use your gun
When I see a topless women, I’m probably more inclined to call my friends rather than the police.
But a tip from a caller at a hotel parking lot in Naperville, Ill., led the cops to a woman who was sitting in a van naked from the waist up.
The topless woman, 44-year-old Vicki Myers, told police she was staying at the hotel with her sons and needed some “alone” time.
But police said she also had a loaded Sig Sauer semi-automatic pistol under her seat. All I can say is good thing she didn’t confuse the two.
Thankfully, masturbation isn’t illegal, yet, but the police did have a problem with the whole loaded semi-automatic pistol thing.
Myers was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of a firearm…but there’s almost certainly going to be some awkward conversations in her future.
by Harry Harper