Madonna looks like stilton…probably smells like it, too

Queen of pop Madonna has announced that she is to open a chain of gyms.

But why would you want to look like Madonna? She’s so white and veiny that she looks like a condom stuffed full of blue cheese.

But then again, most 50 year olds don’t go to an African orphanage armed with a net.

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