Man arrested for humping his car

An Albuquerque man was arrested after allegedly pulling down his pants and humping his car.

Well, at least it wasn’t someone else’s car.

Police say Danny Brawner, 46, began simulating sex in the parking lot of a grocery store as children looked on, presumably in horror and hopefully in misunderstanding. Police said they found Brawner asleep next to his car after the incident, and that he appeared to be intoxicated.

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