We love wiping our arses…so be an eco-warrior and bring back the Wank-Sock

A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day.

That’s right…we love wiping our arses and/or shitting.

Or maybe our arses are getting larger. With all of the shit food readily available, and the uneducated fucks that want to feed a new generation Big Macs three times a week.

And then there’s the wank-sock.

What would the wank sock have to do with toilet paper. Well, ask any man…go on. That’s right, they use a sock instead of toilet paper after having a wank.

It’s like when you get to a certain age and your teddy’s no longer sit at the end of your bed. The only way to get a young teenager weened off the fluffy toys is to get him a wank sock…it’ll also give him something to cuddle up to at night.

It might be so special that it may even be handed down over the generations.

If you used one, let us know what sort of sock it was and what colour.

We need to be eco warriors and start using less toilet paper, which means less flushes, which means using less water.

The wank-sock is the green thing to do.

by Jeff Millins

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