On this day…in 1966

In Australia, no one took much notice of the John Lennon quotation that later set off a media frenzy in America. Chalk it up to a fundamental difference in religious outlook between Australia and America, or to a fundamental difference in sense of humor. Whatever the reason, it was only after the American press got hold … [Read the full story]

A true story about Buford Balony

It was the first day of Third Grade in a new town for Buford Balony. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn’t get past 20. … [Read the full story]

Cougars charged for having sex with students

Two female teachers have become the latest in a string of ‘cougars’ charged with engaging in sexual activities with underage students. Amy Caudle, a teacher in Alabama was charged with sexually abusing three students and pled guilty to two counts. She was sentenced to 15 years in prison…however she will serve three years and receive … [Read the full story]

Buford comes home

To my many millions of fans,I’m home.Your award winning sports writer has moved back to Australia. I’ve been living in Alabama for the last few years & thought where in Oz is the place with the most in-bred,teeth missing,2 headed people(apart from Tassie) & rednecks.The only place could be Collie WA.I’m going to hunt the … [Read the full story]

Buford Balony says…I lurve lingerie footy

YEEEEEHHAAAA!! Yep, it’s me, Buford Balony. And I must say that it’s great talking to you, my Australian cousins…yeeeehaaaa! Here in the good ol U,S of A, we have this thing, and may God strike me down as I tell ya, you won’t believe it. WOMEN PLAYING AMERICAN FOOTBALL! and they’re playin with nuthin much … [Read the full story]