Tommy Taylor’s SRU (Sunday Round-Up)

Another week of spin and pollies ducking the issues they promised when elected. Both parties highlighted issues relating to education, policing and health. Crime is increasing…especially violent crime. The promise of more police officers recruited to the force has been a miserable failure. There’s going to be more doctors and nurses to boost our hospitals … [Read the full story]

Beckham strongly denies shagging prostitute

David Beckham has slammed allegations he slept with a $5,000 a night prostitute by filing a five page court statement, explaining in explicit detail his whereabouts at the times Irma Nici claims to have slept with the football star. The statement, filed in London on Friday states that the 35-year-old footballer has never even met … [Read the full story]

Students mouths are taped shut by teacher

A teacher has been suspended following claims that several primary school students had their mouths sticky taped shut. The Education Department confirmed today  the teacher had been suspended following complaints from parents. The incident, believed to involve nine primary school students, is understood to have happened at O’Connor Primary School, in Boulder, WA. The department … [Read the full story]

Britney hounded ex-bodyguard for sex

BRITNEY SPEARS’ ex-bodyguard last night claimed he was summoned to her bedroom – to find her writhing naked on the bed and lewdly caressing herself. Fernando Flores said the bizarre encounter was one of the many times the fallen idol made his life hell by hounding him for sex. And the ex-cop insisted the clumsy … [Read the full story]

Pakistan cricket fans pelt tomatoes at donkeys

Dozens of protesting Pakistan cricket fans have pelted tomatoes at donkeys labelled with the names of the accused players at the centre of the match-fixing scandal. Chanting slogans against captain Salman Butt and other team members, dozens of protesters also pretended to beat the donkeys with shoes during the demonstration in the streets of Lahore. … [Read the full story]

Dingo denies assault

High profile actor Ernie Dingo has denied allegations that he slapped an 11-year-old boy at a Carnarvon Primary School last week. “There is a lot of people jumping up and down. I am trying not to jump up and down but underneath I am the proverbial black duck, I am paddling like hell underneath because … [Read the full story]