Eddie the Emu’s strange animal facts

Have you ever heard of a shrimp that can break glass? The Mantis Shrimp is such a creature. Mantis shrimps are crustaceans, like crabs, rock lobsters and other shrimps. They are the only animals to have hyperspectral colour vision and are considered to have the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom. They can see … [Read the full story]

Animal Collisions at All Time High?

This travel safety infographic was developed by Budget Direct.

Dear Lily – I can’t get girls to sleep with me

Dear Lily, I’m having terrible trouble getting women to sleep with me, even though I have my chat-up technique honed to a fine art. Basically, after I have discretely drawn the woman’s attention to my semi-erect manhood by rubbing it slowly with a gloved hand and gesturing towards it with ‘come-to-bed’ eyes, I then purposefully … [Read the full story]

Abdullah hasn’t got very long to live

It’s a wonderful thing to form a bond with an animal, but when that animal is a tiger with a fondness for fighting…you are risking your life everytime you come into contact. Abdullah Sholeh, 31 has formed an unbreakable bond with four-year-old feline Mulan. He regularly sleeps, plays and fights with the enormous tiger. The … [Read the full story]

The difference between an Ozzie and Pommie zoo

What’s the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?   An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

Pound aren’t your usual shit

Gozzy Rock 2011 is here. It’s a kind of small X-factor type thing, and it’s held in Gosnells in Western Australia. I’ve been going to this for years and sometimes there’s a load of shit, and sometimes there’s hope…and very rarely…there’s a small spark that could maybe start a wonderful fire that everyone will be … [Read the full story]

New breakfast cereal gives you a hard-on

Apparently, it’s like Angelina Jolie in a bowl. Just One Bowl and you’ll be jumping on your old lady like she’s a nubile 20 year old. Unfortunately, it won’t actually change her into a 20 year old, but it’ll lift your pecker. Which is quite ironic as this new cereal has been made by a … [Read the full story]