Dear Lily – I have an embarrasing condition

Dear Lily, Last weekend I was on a night out with the girls to celebrate my 36th birthday. Clad arse to tit in neon lycra, I must have cast a highly alluring shadow across the dancefloor as I limboed to Britney Spears, because next thing I knew, I was on all fours behind a skip … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“I want you to drink milk and eat a bunch of hot dogs, then shit in a plastic bag and place the bag in a Pringles can. Then I want you to place it in the freezer, and once frozen, take out the bag and brutally wreck my arsehole with your frozen diarrhea”