This fat fuck eats too much – she’s killing herslf
Mum of four, Mikel Ruffinelli has hips so big that she struggles to get through doorways…and needs two seats on planes. Mikel, 39, drives a truck as her 30st frame cannot squeeze into a car and needs a reinforced chair at home. Yet the plus-size model…a trim 10st as a teenager…is proud of her figure … [Read the full story]
Man sticks milk bottle up his ass ‘to relieve constipation’
Doctors have released an x-ray image showing a milk bottle lodged inside an elderly man’s pelvis. The unnamed 60-year-old got himself into a spin when he slid the bottle too far up his rear-end and couldn’t remove it. Distressed at the situation he immediately presented himself to a hospital in Zhuai, China, where he told … [Read the full story]
A Scotsman, Chinaman, Pom and an Aussie were in a pub…
A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best. The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass. The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag. The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of … [Read the full story]
