Man has sex with an ATM and a picnic table

A 49-year-old man was arrested in Tennessee after attempting an unorthodox transaction with a cash machine. According to reports, Lonnie Hutton walked into a local bar in Murfreesboro, removed his trousers, and then proceeded to have sex with the bar’s ATM. Somehow, Hutton managed to successfully make a withdrawal.  Responding officers found him walking around … [Read the full story]

I was at an ATM…

I was at an ATM yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance… So I pushed her over.

Gold and silver cash machine launched in India

An Indian company has launched what it says is the world’s first cash machine to dispense diamonds as well as gold and silver coins. Backers say the automated teller machines (ATMs) will be a “one-stop shop for buying medallions, coins and jewellery”. They hope to cash in on the insatiable demand of Indians for jewels … [Read the full story]

The difference between men and women using ATM’s

The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men:  1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account  4. Take cash, card and receipt  Women: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put … [Read the full story]

Chocolate milk keeps you fit

We all know that you should eat at least five portions of fruit and veg a day, exercise regularly and cut down on saturated fat. But in recent years scientists have discovered a host of new…and rather more surprising…health tips and remedies. Here, we reveal some of the more unusual advice for your well-being, including … [Read the full story]