Facts about Australia that foreigners should know
Aussie Tug of War Wooli hosts the Australian Goanna Pulling Championships over Easter. Rather than ripping the eponymous animal to shreds, participants squatting on all fours, attach leather harnesses to their heads and engage in cranial tug-of-war. This sport was all the rage in the 19th century, until it was replaced in popularity by sheep … [Read the full story]
Free beer for all if Aussie wins Ashes
Cricket sponsor Victoria Bitter has promised to buy a beer for every Australian adult if the home team can beat England in the upcoming Ashes series. If the Aussies take back the Ashes, vouchers for Victoria Bitter will be printed in five national newspapers following the final test on January 8. At current retail prices … [Read the full story]
Jessica Gomes shows her curves
AUSTRALIA‘S sexiest modeling export Jessica Gomes has stripped off for Madison magazine to show the curves which have made her a swimsuit superstar. The 26-year-old, who has modeled for Sports Illustrated magazine and Victoria’s Secret, recently moved back to Australia and posed up sans clothing, and sans Photoshop, for the mag’s November issue, out tomorrow. … [Read the full story]
A Scotsman, Chinaman, Pom and an Aussie were in a pub…
A Scottsman, a Chinaman, a Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best. The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass. The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag. The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of … [Read the full story]
A dog in a blender?
A TV ad, showing a toy dog in a blender for an Aussie Radio Station has been pulled after viewers thought that the dog was real. Come on Aussie’s…we wouldn’t have been angry if it was a Roo…or would we…?
Adriana gets us ready for summer
You can tell that summer is in the air, all magazines are shedding their clothes and turning a hopeful eye towards the beach as the summer is looming over us. We love the stunning Adriana Lima, which is why we just have to show a lovely picture of her. Yes, I know, it’s absolutely shameless … [Read the full story]
Funnies
An Italian, a Greek and an Aussie are talking about there sex lives. The Italian said, “Last night, I smeared my wife with Italian Olive Oil, made mad passionate love, and the wife screamed for five minutes”. The Greek said, “That’s nothing, last night I smeared my wife Feta cheese, made mad passionate love, and … [Read the full story]
