Lip Up Fatty – Bad Manners are coming to Oz

Bad Manners are touring Australia. Buster Bloodvessel  is still bald, has still got a fat tongue…but he has lost some weight. Bad Manners were founded in 1976 in North London and had nine top 40 singles between 1980 and 1983. Buster has struggled with Morbid Obesity and had a gastric bypass installed in 2004. It … [Read the full story]

Dear Lily – Help me to decide

Dear Lily, There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can’t decide between them. One of them has a great body, sexy hair, and a chiselled jaw, but he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra. The other is balding, has a paunch, and smells of … [Read the full story]

Spineless Betty is rescued…for a lonely mate-less life

A rescued baby hedgehog will never be able to attract a mate because of a mystery skin condition which has left her completely bald and without spines. Betty was abandoned by her family before she was found by a member of the public and handed in to staff at an animal rescue centre. Animal experts … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – My parents are plotting to get me married

Dear Woosy, I am an 18-year old, bubbly, attractive young girl. I overheard my parents, yesterday, plotting to get me married to a bald, pot-bellied man who is twice my age. This man has inherited a vast fortune and my parents feel that I would be financially secure. I hate the very idea. I am … [Read the full story]

Kwik-Twit

Kwik-Fit tyre fitting company employ idiots. Daft Kwik-Fit fitter Tom Hembling from Ramsgate, England, got a six month driving ban for driving with bald tyres.