Dear Lily – Should I grab his cock?

Dear Lily, I’ve been doing some flirting with Steve from accounts recently: letting him see a flash of nipple at the water cooler, or a hint of gash as I uncross my legs during team meetings. He said to me the other day: ‘leave me the hell alone, this is sexual harassment and if you … [Read the full story]

John Daly behaves himself…for a change

Flamboyant American John Daly was on his best behaviour at Melbourne’s Woodlands Golf Club on Monday in his first public appearance since disgracing himself at the Australian Open. Seemingly unfazed by the uproar over his first-round walk-off at The Lakes, Daly was at his candid and entertaining best as he fronted up for the Melbourne Golf … [Read the full story]

Justin Bieber’s balls have dropped

Justin Bieber’s manager has claimed that the singer’s “balls have dropped”. Scooter Braunt, who looks after the pint-sized popstar, said that Bieber had found recording a duet of ‘All I Want For Christmas’ with Mariah Carey difficult as his voice had broken and was not as high as it used to be. The track will … [Read the full story]

Testicles on a plate

The best testicle cooks in the world are promising to dedicate the prize-winning dishes at this year’s World Testicle & Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships to Kate Middleton and Prince William. Chef Ljubomir Erovic, the organiser of the event, said testicles are rich in testosterone and minerals and are believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac in his … [Read the full story]

Arsene Wenger scores with mistress, but given off-side by his wife

Arsene Wenger has a secret mistress who wants to be a fame wannabee WAG. Sonia Tatar, who is a waitress and a part-time rapper, told Wenger to leave his wife and live with her in Paris. Brunette Sonia, 39, has been pictured with several famous players, including Patrick Vieira and Claude Makelele, amongst others. So … [Read the full story]

Doggers are up to their bulls in it

A notorious lay-by in Puttenham, UK, where doggers  search for all types of sex is causing much anger amongst local residents. Even school kiddies are being exposed to couples bunking off in the lay-by or in the field next door. The local council have decided to grab the “bulls” by the horns and have released … [Read the full story]