The Chinese have a history of testing positive

Questions over the performance of Ye Shiwen come after a string of Chinese swimmers tested positive for doping in recent years. China won 12 of the 16 women’s titles at the 1994 world championships in Rome but these achievements were sullied less than a month later when seven Chinese swimmers tested positive for banned drugs … [Read the full story]

Eliota Fuimaono Sapolu may quit after ban

Samoa centre Eliota Fuimaono Sapolu has reportedly threatened to quit rugby after receiving a six-month suspended ban for accusing referee Nigel Owens of racism and bias following his team’s World Cup exit. Fuimaono Sapolu made a number of controversial Twitter posts during the tournament including one following a 13-5 defeat by defending champions South Africa … [Read the full story]

The war between Apple and Samsung continues

Samsung wants iPhone 4S banned in France and Italy. Samsung claims Apple failed to license patented technology in the iPhone 4S Samsung is seeking an injunction to get the new iPhone 4S banned from sale in France and Italy. It claims that Apple has used 3G wireless technology, which Samsung invented, without paying for it. … [Read the full story]

Sticks & stones breaks bones, names get you banned

West Coast Eaglesdefender Patrick McGinnity has been handed a one-week ban after he was charged by umpires with vilifying Melbourne Demons forward Ricky Petterd. McGinninty was charged under an AFL code of conduct regarding respect to women after he made comments about Petterd’s mother as the teams left the Etihad Stadium at half-time on Sunday. McGinnity … [Read the full story]

Man gets driving ban riding motorised beer cool box

An Australian man has been banned from driving after being caught riding his motorised beer cool box after a few too many. Chris Petrie, 23, purchased the $630 vehicle, which consists of a beer cooler strapped to a 50cc scooter, from the internet. As any man interested in such a conveyance would, he promptly filled … [Read the full story]

Alberto is a lucky ‘Cont’-ador

The Spanish Cycling Federation has cleared Alberto Contador of doping, reversing its proposal to ban him for one year for a positive test at the Tour de France. Contador will retain his third Tour title and can participate in this year’s race, but the International Cycling Union and the World Anti-Doping Agency can appeal the … [Read the full story]

Tour de France champion banned for one year for taking drugs

Tour de France champion Alberto Contador has received a one-year-ban from the Spanish Cycling Federation for his positive drugs test from the 2010 Tour de France, his spokesperson announced. The 28-year-old had been informed of his punishment by the federation earlier with the body refusing to say what it had recommended, leaving it to the … [Read the full story]

Pamela Anderson just hates fur…and hair, and stuff

Pamela Anderson is on a mission in Israel, to meet and persuade religious leaders to ban the use of fur. Of course she’s on a campaign, as every woman should be. The women of today don’t like fur…any sort of fur…especially on their body. If there’s even a glimpse of a spiders leg sticking out … [Read the full story]

Ban the egg, legalise heroin

I hear that schools are going to ban eggs this year in Australia, for fear of pranks on teachers, teachers cars, etc…. But also, in almost the same in-take of listening, I hear that the argument for the legalisation of some drugs is going to be put forward to our beloved politicians. Listen, if you … [Read the full story]

Kwik-Twit

Kwik-Fit tyre fitting company employ idiots. Daft Kwik-Fit fitter Tom Hembling from Ramsgate, England, got a six month driving ban for driving with bald tyres.

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