Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

You know you very occasionally get an update on here which is really meaningful, this isn’t one of them. It’s quite long and pointless (that’s what she said)…but needs to be said. Am off work this week apart from Friday (it’s the rather irritating pot luck arrangements of cover over Christmas). Am hoping that Friday … [Read the full story]

Amnesiac walks into a bar…

An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde girl and says, “Do I come here often?”

Oil tycoons go mental in London bar

When two oil tycoons get into a bragging war at the bar, everyone is quids in. A Russian and his business rival from Azerbaijan managed to spend £131,000 between them as they tried to out-do each other. In the space of two-and-a-half hours, they rattled through the most expensive drinks in a London nightspot with … [Read the full story]

Man drives his zebra home, pissed out of his head

This man wasn’t arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk. Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa – located on his home state’s border with Illinois and Wisconsin – was stopped on in the carpark of the town’s Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk … [Read the full story]

Plan B to release a film…and a new single

Plan B has shifted more than a million records, banked a fortune and is just  about to release a film he has written and directed. But the tough-talking Brit winner…real name Ben Drew…certainly hasn’t  forgotten his own tough background growing up in east London. And last summer’s riots have been weighing heavily on his mind. … [Read the full story]

Have your coffee served by semi-naked Laura Maggi

After eight years running a bar, Laura Maggi suddenly found men beating a path to her door. Not for the quality of her coffee  and aperitifs, but because she had started appearing for work in highly revealing outfits. Hundreds of male customers flocked there day and night, leaving their cars double parked in the surrounding … [Read the full story]

Witness claims Solly was ‘targeted for execution’

A witness has claimed that former South Africa rugby player Solly Tyibilika, who was shot dead at a Cape Town bar, was deliberately targeted for execution. The unnamed patron told a local news site that he was ordered aside by one of the two gunmen before the pair opened fire on Tyibilika, 32, who was … [Read the full story]

All Black drunken Zac locked up on Cook Islands

All Blacks winger Zac Guildford has apologised for a drunk and disorderly night in Rarotonga which ended with him being locked up in a police cell. A naked and bleeding Guildford allegedly ran into Trader Jacks bar on the island on Thursday night, punching one man who asked if he needed help and then hitting … [Read the full story]

Avril Lavigne’s ‘face is fucked’ after pub brawl

Avril Lavigne has claimed her “face is fucked” after she was reportedly attacked by five people in a hotel bar last week. The Canadian singer has revealed she was the victim of an unprovoked attack from five people after becoming involved in an argument with a woman at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. Lavigne, who … [Read the full story]

There were these two fellas in a bar…

There were these two fellas in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building.    The first man said, ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!” The second man says “Ok, sure.” and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the … [Read the full story]

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