Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I don’t usually drink weekdays anymore, but made an exception this week. When I got home, had a bath, shaved (I shave at night, I hate having to look at my face in the mornings especially when I have a razor in my hand). Next morning, got up feeling a little rough it must be … [Read the full story]

This fat fuck eats too much – she’s killing herslf

Mum of four, Mikel Ruffinelli has hips so big that she struggles to get through doorways…and needs two seats on planes. Mikel, 39, drives a truck as her 30st frame cannot squeeze into a car and needs a reinforced chair at home. Yet the plus-size model…a trim 10st as a teenager…is proud of her figure … [Read the full story]

New evidence may prove Whitney was murdered

US private investigator Paul Huebl, claims that Whitney Houston was murdered. The Hollywood detective has allegedly uncovered evidence…including CCTV footage…that points to her being the victim of an attack by two men who were sent to collect a debt for drugs. The troubled Bodyguard singer is said to have owed in excess of $1.5million to … [Read the full story]

Gaga gets spanked

Lady Gaga gets spanked by a scantily-clad girl in a new online clip. The pop star pokes her bum in the direction of two hot-tub hotties, one of whom duly obliges by slapping each of Gaga’s cheeks. The 15-second teaser for new tune Cake…shot by celebrated photographer Terry Richardson…begins with the singer crawling up to … [Read the full story]

Swedish Cannibal eats his wife’s lips

A man from Sweden has been charged after eating his wife’s lips. The professor from Sweden attacked his wife to make sure she could never kiss another man. Swedish news reports that the man wanted to give his wife ‘a life sentence’ of pain. The “Swedish Cannibal” did this because he was jealous his wife … [Read the full story]

Katharine McPhee ain’t that clean…

Katharine McPhee obviously wants to be nice and clean for the première of her much-touted TV show Smash. For the glamorous American Idol runner-up is pictured showing off her curves in a bath in the latest edition of GQ. And the cheeky star has promised that she strips off later in the series of the … [Read the full story]

Is giving your baby a bath every night unhealthy?

By Susan Floyd Every night, just before 7pm, I trudge upstairs to run the bath for my three ­children. I have done this religiously since my ­eldest, now eight, was a baby. Like millions of mums, I accept the prevailing parenting doctrine, espoused by best-selling childcare author Gina Ford, Supernanny et al, that a consistent … [Read the full story]