Lipstick in school

According to a news report, a certain private school in Perth was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens … [Read the full story]

Men need to be told about their filthy habits

There could be numerous reasons why a man might want to be informed about the filthy habits he is guilty of. Perhaps he wants to know for health and hygienic purposes, or maybe he is in the process of impressing a new lady-friend and doesn’t wish to repulse her upon the start of a potential … [Read the full story]

Manchester City star flees his burning house

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was forced to flee from his burning house after a firework was set off in his bathroom. In what is yet another bizarre episode in the 21-year-old Italian’s Premier League career, police and fire crews were called to the striker’s home in Macclesfield shortly after midnight after the blaze broke … [Read the full story]

Woman trapped in bathroom, but her teeth are so white and clean

FRENCH firefighters freed a 69-year-old woman who spent three weeks trapped in her bathroom and whose nocturnal pleas for help by tapping on pipes, were ignored by neighbours. The woman emerged in a “very weakened” state when rescue workers, alerted by neighbours worried because they had not seen her for some time, broke into her … [Read the full story]