Beach Of The Dead event cancelled

Zombie fans across the country have been left disappointed after the annual Beach Of The Dead event was cancelled because of fears over health and safety. The walking dead impersonators will not be descending on Brighton, England this year because the budget isn’t enough to handle the thousands of visitors that would have potentially showed … [Read the full story]

Man invents ‘sand-resistant’ beach towel

An Australian entrepreneur claims to have invented a beach towel that will not transfer sand from the seaside to cars. Baz Brown, who is based on Queensland’s Gold Coast, says his patented invention will allow holiday-makers to “leave the beach at the beach.” Explaining how the product works, he said: “Unlike regular beach towel where … [Read the full story]

She’s Hot

Hello everyone. As usual, we have no idea who this babe is. So, over to ‘A’ our resident spotter to clue you in on the name and no doubt whereabouts of this sandy beachcomber. Anyway, she’s hot… enjoy!

UFO – Unexplained Flipping Orbs in Queensland

The North Queensland town of Cardwell is on a UFO alert following sightings of…Unidentified Flying Objects (strange lights in the night sky). Cardwell businessman Greg Smith said he and his son watched the lights for 15 minutes and are convinced that what they saw was some sort of UFO. “This was a couple of months … [Read the full story]

We’re safe…the world won’t end this year

Three Guatemalan sages burned wood resin, seeds, fruits and flowers on a beach outside Havana in a ceremony marking the end of a Mayan calendar cycle that some have wrongly interpreted as a prediction of a looming apocalypse. Raising their hands to the sky and praying in their indigenous language, they kissed each offering before … [Read the full story]

Kate needs to kick the gutter press in the balls

Pictures in the press of Prince Williams topless wife have been brushed aside by the press, as only showing their readers what they can see on any beach in Europe. They will make millions of Euros and of course pay out costs and damages to the Royal family, yet the press continue to poke their … [Read the full story]

Kylie still loves the hotpants

Kylie Minogue must have more hotpants than the Brazilian beach volleyball team. The singer dug out another pair of shorts for her gig at the Palace Theatre in Melbourne this week. Our Aussie treasure wowed the audience as only Kylie knows how. The only problem with the shorts…they’re not the best pair for carrying loose change. by … [Read the full story]

Twiggy the oldest sheep in the world, is dead

A Sheep thought to be the world’s oldest has died after falling over a 45m cliff in Britain’s Western Islands. The blackface ewe – nicknamed Twiggy because of her scrawny appearance – was just a month short of her 26th birthday. Crofter John Maciver put her longevity down to her still having most of her … [Read the full story]

Marilyn Monroe voted best beach body ever

She turned heads with her hourglass silhouette. And now after almost fifty years since her death, Marilyn Monroe has been named the Top Beach Body Of All Time. The Hollywood actress beat ultra-slim stars including Kate Moss, Victoria Beckham and Miranda Kerr to the title, suggesting that the nation’s obsession with size zero might be … [Read the full story]

How many grains of sand are on a beach?

Ever wanted to know how many grains of sand there are on an entire beach? Well, researchers have just started counting on a stretch of sand in Cornwall, England. The team from England, America and Australia is using a 40m beach to assess coastal erosion with more than 100 state-of-the-art instruments that record water levels, … [Read the full story]

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