The perfect job for lazy bastards

Does staying in bed sound like your dream job? Nasa is currently recruiting a number of willing volunteers to spend 70 days doing very little at its Houston headquarters. The couch potatoes will get paid around $5,000 a month as part of the US space agency’s research into the effects of microgravity on the human … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

Budget week was almost a total waste of space as it was only a lead up for the next election. We can expect the finances to be left to whoever wins the next election. Whoever it is will find a huge loss difficult to manage. The disabled increase is the only good point in a … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I had Friday off work as I have to use up my holiday or lose it. Excellent day, awoke early, tea and a good book in bed (NOT 50 shades of grey). Brisk walk to the shops to buy some food and managed to pick up some lamb on the cheap – mmmhhhhh. A friend … [Read the full story]

What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]

Christmas can turn into Stress-mas

They say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, but the week leading up to Christmas leaves many of us stressed out and sleep-deprived, research has shown. According to a new study, most of us will be wishing we could ask Santa Claus to bring us a few extra hours of precious sleep as … [Read the full story]

Abdullah hasn’t got very long to live

It’s a wonderful thing to form a bond with an animal, but when that animal is a tiger with a fondness for fighting…you are risking your life everytime you come into contact. Abdullah Sholeh, 31 has formed an unbreakable bond with four-year-old feline Mulan. He regularly sleeps, plays and fights with the enormous tiger. The … [Read the full story]

Gaga goes bare-chested as she kisses boyfriend

Lady Gaga flashes her boobs in a daring lowcut dress as she plants a kiss on her boyfriend Taylor Kinney. The singer played supportive girlfriend at a premiere party for Taylor’s new show Chicago Fire. But she managed to steal the limelight wearing a sexy black dress that was slashed down to her belly button … [Read the full story]

Kristen Stewart in 3-some for movie On The Road

Kristen Stewart is seen indulging in a kinky threesome with two co-stars in the latest images from new movie On The Road. The Twilight star has shed her good-girl image forever by stripping off for the saucy flick – and fans will certainly see her in a whole new light after catching a glimpse of … [Read the full story]

Are you too sexually overwhelming?

You may have been going out with your boyfriend for two years now and, in many ways, he’s probably perfect for you…with one caveat. Although he’s very loving, when we’re in bed he feels less engaged and doesn’t seems to experience the heights of passion you do. He has admitted he finds your intensity a … [Read the full story]

All is not well in Spain

A sad tale from Spain this week, about a young couple and their friends. It seems Juan who is married to Angelina was having an affair with Juliana. Angelina came home early one day and caught them in a tryst. That’s not a Spanish word for a bed. Rushing away, Angelina went to inform Juliana’s … [Read the full story]

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