Davo’s quote of the day

“Where ever you may be, let your wind feel free…..although I don’t think it would be such a wise thing to do if you’re just about to get into bed with Elle Macpherson for the first time” Oh okay, okay…here’s a snap of the lovely Elle. As if any of us could even get to first … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I don’t usually drink weekdays anymore, but made an exception this week. When I got home, had a bath, shaved (I shave at night, I hate having to look at my face in the mornings especially when I have a razor in my hand). Next morning, got up feeling a little rough it must be … [Read the full story]

Christmas can turn into Stress-mas

They say it’s the most wonderful time of the year, but the week leading up to Christmas leaves many of us stressed out and sleep-deprived, research has shown. According to a new study, most of us will be wishing we could ask Santa Claus to bring us a few extra hours of precious sleep as … [Read the full story]

The perfect job for lazy bastards

Does staying in bed sound like your dream job? Nasa is currently recruiting a number of willing volunteers to spend 70 days doing very little at its Houston headquarters. The couch potatoes will get paid around $5,000 a month as part of the US space agency’s research into the effects of microgravity on the human … [Read the full story]

Tommy Taylor’s SRU

Budget week was almost a total waste of space as it was only a lead up for the next election. We can expect the finances to be left to whoever wins the next election. Whoever it is will find a huge loss difficult to manage. The disabled increase is the only good point in a … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I had Friday off work as I have to use up my holiday or lose it. Excellent day, awoke early, tea and a good book in bed (NOT 50 shades of grey). Brisk walk to the shops to buy some food and managed to pick up some lamb on the cheap – mmmhhhhh. A friend … [Read the full story]

What has TOG been up to for the past 6 months?

After so many emails from my Ozzie News readers asking where I have been for the past six months, I feel it is only justice if I come clean on my sojourn. I was asked to help create a guest room-come playroom for my grandchildren out of a worn out garage. Now, building, construction and … [Read the full story]

Abdullah hasn’t got very long to live

It’s a wonderful thing to form a bond with an animal, but when that animal is a tiger with a fondness for fighting…you are risking your life everytime you come into contact. Abdullah Sholeh, 31 has formed an unbreakable bond with four-year-old feline Mulan. He regularly sleeps, plays and fights with the enormous tiger. The … [Read the full story]

Gaga goes bare-chested as she kisses boyfriend

Lady Gaga flashes her boobs in a daring lowcut dress as she plants a kiss on her boyfriend Taylor Kinney. The singer played supportive girlfriend at a premiere party for Taylor’s new show Chicago Fire. But she managed to steal the limelight wearing a sexy black dress that was slashed down to her belly button … [Read the full story]

Kristen Stewart in 3-some for movie On The Road

Kristen Stewart is seen indulging in a kinky threesome with two co-stars in the latest images from new movie On The Road. The Twilight star has shed her good-girl image forever by stripping off for the saucy flick – and fans will certainly see her in a whole new light after catching a glimpse of … [Read the full story]

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