Brad Pitt would ‘make a great me’

Mark E. Smith of The Fall has suggested that Brad Pitt should play him in a film of his life. Smith was asked about actor Sam Riley’s portrayal of him in the 2002 film 24 Hour Party People with the frontman stating he is not a fan of musical biopics in general. “It’s those film … [Read the full story]

Holloway joins Crystal Palace from Blackpool

Ian Holloway has taken over the reins at Crystal Palace after leaving Blackpool. The charasmatic manager, 49, has signed a four-and-a-half-year deal with the Eagles. Holloway, who was at yesterdays game against Blackburn but only in a spectator capacity, is joined by Keith Millen who has been named assistant manager. Holloway said, “This is a … [Read the full story]

Buford Balony wants the Matildas to meet England in the final

Aussie Kyah Simon is hoping to help the Matildas book a semi-final berth at the women’s World Cup by beating Sweden in Sunday’s quarter-final. Striker Simon scored the two goals that fired Australia into the last eight as her side came from behind in Leverkusen to inflict a 2-1 defeat on Norway in their final … [Read the full story]

Naked protest over dog

Angry Sandra Ellis, 35, stripped naked when officials refused to let her take her dog into a polling station in Blackpool, England. “There’s nobody who could look after my dog while I’m inside – animals have got to have rights as well,” the former chef said. Council staff attempted to cover Miss Ellis with a … [Read the full story]

Barclays Premier League relegation round-up and end of season ladder

An exiting last game for most of us. West Ham were already down. Wolves were 3-0 down in the first half to Blackburn but got a bollocking at half time by Mick McArthy, and they came out and scored two goals, making the final result 3-2 to Blackburn. Birmingham, who beat Arsenal in the League … [Read the full story]

It’s a case of ‘Handbags at 6 o’clock’ for Blackpool players

Blackpool players DJ Campbell and Charlie Adam get stuck into each other after their draw with Tottenham Hotspur as tension builds at the relegation-threatened club.   Blackpool manager Ian Hollway said he had to intervene to break-up a row between the two following the 1-1 draw with Tottenham. The Tangerines duo had already had an … [Read the full story]

Nazi thug convicted for bashing Britain’s most disgusting woman

A thug who gave a Nazi salute to war veterans has been convicted of assaulting his ex-girlfriend, and she is none other than…Britains most disgusting Woman (see our article in World News ‘A truely disgusting woman’). Frank McCartney (no relation of Paul) has appeared in court accused of assaulting vile Wendy Lewis, aged 32. Mum-of-two, … [Read the full story]

A truely disgusting woman

A Warrant has been issued for the arrest of Wendy Lewis, who has been dubbed Britain’s most disgusting woman, after she urinated on a war memorial. The 32 year old was spared a prison sentence after admitting desecrating the monument in Blackpool. She also performed a sex act on it, but the details of this … [Read the full story]

Full EPL Transfer List

ARSENAL Players in: Marouane Chamakh (Bordeaux, free), Laurent Koscielny (Lorient, £10 million), Kyle Ebecilio (Feyenoord, free), Sebastien Squillaci (Sevilla, undisclosed). Players out: Eduardo (Shakhtar Donetsk, £6 million), Philippe Senderos (Fulham, free), Fran Merida (Atletico Madrid, free), Luke Ayling (Yeovil, free), Mikael Silvestre (released), William Gallas (released), Francis Coquelin (Lorient, loan), Sol Campbell (released), Sanchez Watt … [Read the full story]