On this day…in 278

On February 14 around the year 278 A.D., Valentine, a holy priest in Rome in the days of Emperor Claudius II, was executed. Under the rule of Claudius the Cruel, Rome was involved in many unpopular and bloody campaigns. The emperor had to maintain a strong army, but was having a difficult time getting soldiers … [Read the full story]

Lawn Bowls Record broken, when no record existed

Cloncurry Lawn Bowls Club manager Shayne Barwick started on Friday morning and rolled his last ball yesterday, enduring 73 hours of playing. He originally read that was the world record and announced his bid, but later realised that no record currently exists. Mr Barwick is confident raising $20,000 for a verandah over the club’s disability ramp. “I’ve … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Went out 2pm to buy a packet of fags, some damn drunken idiot urinating against the  side wall of the shop, on the bloody high street on a Sunday afternoon!!, unusually for me I rather lost my temper and am ashamed to say the language I used whilst barking at him was rather ripe. Glad … [Read the full story]

What a shitty day !

Thought I’d have a day off for some much needed quiet time…but then, the maid showed up. Still no peace…a parcel arrived. I realised that I needed some groceries, and there were all these annoying bloody shoppers everywhere. On the way back home from the shops, these biker bitches attacked me. When I got home … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“It’s easier to blame everyone else when things go wrong…but if you stop and think for a minute…it’s probably your own bloody fault”

Too much discharge

A woman goes to the doctors and she says, “I’m getting too much discharge”. The doctor says, “Jump up on the bed, and pop your knickers off”. He puts on his surgical gloves and applies three fingers into her vagina. “How does that feel”, says the doctor. “Bloody lovely”, she replies, “but the discharge is … [Read the full story]

Lynx to open sexy resort

Lynx, the deodorant giant, is making an even bigger name for itself. The plans have been draughted to open a men-only holiday resort. The resort will have mud wrestling, massages, and sexy wake-up calls from beautiful girls. The Lynx Lodge is going to be advertised as the “ultimate man-action destination” with back rubs and breakfast … [Read the full story]