Man sues BMW over ’20-month erection’

A man has filed a lawsuit against BMW after claiming that a ride on one of its bikes gave him an erection lasting 20 months and counting. California man Henry Wolf has said that a four-hour trip on his BMW bike with a ‘ridge-like seat’ gave him a persistent, lasting erection, and he is now … [Read the full story]

The Welsh want to kill Top Gear presenters because they can’t take a joke

Never mind the Mexicans…TV’s Top Gear motormouths have been sent death threats after slating the Welsh. James May revealed he and co-stars Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond were targeted. The BBC have already apologised after the Mexicans were branded, ‘lazy, feckless, flatulant and overweight’, on the show. But May, 48, said that was nothing compared … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I found a thong in the glove box

Dear Woosy, I’m a 38 year old mother of 2 who up until last week was living the perfect life.  I have a handsome hard-working husband, 3 bedroom country home, 2 cars in the drive, oldest child at college and youngest at the top of her class.  Anyway, I left for work one day last … [Read the full story]