‘Phil the Greek’ (Duke of Edinburgh) classic’s

THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH’S GREATEST HITS ‘You look like you’re ready for bed!’ To the President of Nigeria, who was wearing traditional robes. ‘Ah, so this is feminist corner then.’ To a group of female Labour MPs at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000. ‘You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.’ To the matron … [Read the full story]

Naked man risked life for love of booze

A fisherman risked his life for…for his love of booze. He won two cases of bourbon for jumping on to a log racing down a flooded, crocodile-infested river…in the nude. The tiler, who didn’t want to be named, rode the makeshift raft for about three minutes before clambering back into a boat. “I’d enjoyed a … [Read the full story]

Kurt Cobain’s suicide fucked with Neil Young

Neil Young has revealed that discovering that Kurt Cobain’s suicide note contained a reference to one of his lyrics “fucked” with him. Former Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain took his own life in 1994 and, in the final letter he left to his fans, friends and family, reprinted the phrase “It’s better to burn out than … [Read the full story]

Shitney Spears accused of drug abuse

Sam Lufti’s lawyer Joseph Schleimer accused Britney Spears of abusing amphetamines in court. The songstress’ former manager has sued the pop princess and her parents for defamation and breach of contract. The trial commenced and it was reported that Sam’s team came out swinging. Apparently Sam’s counsel believes that his and Britney’s relationship turned sour … [Read the full story]

Porn stars – then and now

Did you ever wonder what those porn stars would look like years later…you know…the ones that you never got tired of masturbating over? Well now you can see what they look like today. They were all hot, but they just got old…like we all do. And it doesn’t matter how much botox or plastic surgery … [Read the full story]

Wino’s thought of the day

It’s been a while…just over a year, I think. I’ve been busy. If you call getting into the booze more than usual, then yes…I’ve been busy. Last year I was going on about doing the ‘Dry In July’, and making a video diary and…well, you know, I really wanted to do it. I did try … [Read the full story]

Is Ashton Kutcher becoming Charlie Harper?

Sara Leal claims to have slept with Demi Moore’s husband after a wild hot-tub party awash with booze and blondes. Explosive pictures emerged of Ashton Kutcher, 33, surrounded by sexy women at his $2,500-a-night suite in the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel. Guest Kimberly Perry said: “There were a sea of busty blondes. Everyone was … [Read the full story]

Wino’s thoughts and views on DRY JULY

There’s an old saying..and it goes something like, “A sober man wishing he could stand up and have the guts to say what a drunk man would say, and a drunk man wishing he’d just shut the hell up and act like a sober man”. Of course, that’s not how it’s said…I’ve been drunk for … [Read the full story]

Frolicking is not allowed in Williams,WA

The town of Williams in Western Australia is usually a quiet town. But a pub has been fined $7500 after CCTV footage revealed an illegal party with naked punters frolicking on the bar and helping themslves to booze. The owners of the Williams Hotel had been found to have acted irresponsibly by the Liquor Commission … [Read the full story]

Rolling Ronnie reflects on money spent for recreational use

Rolling Stones rocker Ronnie Wood reckons he has blown over $35 million on booze and drugs. The legend, 63, would splash $2000 on a bottle of wine and indulged in heroin and cocaine during 40 years of hellraising. Now the guitarist has been sober since 2009 when he had his eighth stint in rehab following … [Read the full story]

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