Vacuum-Cleaner Dylan wins Nobel Peace Prize

So, Bob Dylan has won a Nobel Peace Prize. Dylan has become the 259th American to have won a Nobel Peace Prize. My friend brought me a ticket to see Bob Dylan about 20 years ago (some friend – thanks a lot Al). I went along, you know, to see what the big deal is … [Read the full story]

Bland wants to join Dull and Boring

Fed up with people ridiculing its name, Bland Shire in New South Wales wants to cash in on it by hooking up with Dull in Scotland and the American town of Boring. Long considered a dreary destination due to its name, Bland’s tourism committee is exploring promoting the area by establishing sister relationships with other … [Read the full story]

UGLY…Poms don’t know how to play any other way

England would rather “win ugly” than risk a loss to Scotland in the old rivals’ Rugby World Cup 2011 clash, according to halfback Ben Youngs. The northern teams’ onus on defensive play and kicking is often derided by attack-focused southern hemisphere sides but the No.9 insists “it’s all about winning”. The clash is expected to … [Read the full story]

Dear Woosy – I’m too ugly to have a girlfriend

Dear Woosy, I really want to feel good about myself and to have a girlfriend but I’m too ugly and too boring. I’m 34 and have never had a partner. I look at my mates and they are definitely more attractive and more confident. I don’t go out much but when I do I tend … [Read the full story]

Quade Cooper needs more percentage play

By Buford Balony It goes against all his instincts and frankly he admits he finds it boring, but Wallabies five-eighth Quade Cooper accepts there are times when the team needs him to play percentage rugby. Cooper started the Italy Test in Florence on Saturday playing rugby in much the same vein as Adam Gilchrist played … [Read the full story]