Dear Lily – How do I get ahead?

Dear Lily, Although I’m great at my job, my boss is always favouring other staff and passing me over for promotion. Short of oral, I don’t really know what I’m supposed to do to get ahead. Do you think there’s any strategy I can adopt which doesn’t involve me putting his wrinkly, 50-year-old testicles in … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Interesting discussion at work today when my Boss mentioned single sided paper. This shocked me as from a purely scientific position all paper has two sides and three dimensions, single sided paper therefore breaks all the laws of God and man, it is an impossibility, an abomination and a heresy. As in physics and mathematics, … [Read the full story]

Women aren’t as witty as men in the boardroom

It’s that awkward moment we all know so well…when a joke cracked at work falls flat. The tumbleweed rolls and the boss is far from impressed. But according to research that happens to some of us more than others…namely women. The new study revealed the brand of humour used by leading businesswomen often leads to … [Read the full story]

Fools in Iran may sign Sven Goran Eriksson

Former England soccer boss Sven Goran Eriksson has been linked to yet another big-money deal – in Iran. The Swede, 63, is eyeing a move to struggling Persepolis FC, based in the strict Islamic Republic’s capital, Tehran. The club’s leaders said Monday that they were in talks to lure the soccer journeyman – who has … [Read the full story]

Spurs boss gets mugged in Spain

Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp was mugged by Spanish thieves as he walked to a stadium in Madrid on Thursday night. The 63-year-old was attacked by a group of six men as he walked to the Vicente Calderon stadium in the Spanish capital. Two men distracted him by kneeling down in front of him and … [Read the full story]