Dear Lily – My girlfriend has terrible flatulence

Dear Lily, My girlfriend has terrible flatulence. You’d think that a young lady would have the manners to hold it in, but she has clearly become far too familiar and even thinks it’s funny to force my head under the covers and shout ‘smell the beef’ whenever she lets one go in bed. All I … [Read the full story]

Lance Armstrong saves his confessions for Oprah

Lance Armstrong confessed to Oprah Winfrey in an interview that he used performance-enhancing drugs. The interview went on for two and a half hours. It’s also been reported that before his interview with Oprah, he went along to his Livestrong Cancer Foundation and tearfully apologised to the staff. His tears seemed to trigger tears from … [Read the full story]

She’s hot

Hello everyone. I know it’s day-time and pictures of these should be coming out to you after the sun goes down, but I just couldn’t hold it any longer. I’ve literally…literally, just received this photograph from, and I quote, “A Nony Mous”. This photo really had to go on this site straight away. We’ve had … [Read the full story]

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

I give you all warning this is a little rude and may not be to everyone’s taste… My brother rang me today, he’d gone to London for his yearly holiday to London. And after a few drinks with friends decided to go for a wander. He went into St Paul’s Cathedral and went up to … [Read the full story]

Better to have a fat arse than a fat belly

Scientists at Oxford University have found that storing fat in your bottom, rather than stomach, cuts levels of ‘bad’ LDL cholesterol and raises the ‘good’ HDL cholesterol that protects against hardening of the arteries. Their review, published in the International Journal of Obesity, showed the benefits of an ample derriere extend even to cutting the … [Read the full story]

Dieting and exercise won’t stop you being fat

We’re often being told that diet and exercise alone will never shift stubborn fat deposits. But naturopath Max Tomlinson knows different. For the past 25 years he’s been running a successful fat spot reduction programme at his London clinic, targeting what he calls the ‘weird, disproportionate fat deposits’ that frustrate so many of his clients. … [Read the full story]

Iran soccer players celebrate goal in immoral way

Iran’s football federation on Monday imposed indefinite bans on two players for their “immoral acts” during goal celebrations, state television’s website reported. The incidents, condemned by officials and commentators alike, took place during a league match between Persepolis Tehran and Damash Gilan, broadcast live on national television to millions of Iranians. Footage shows Persepolis defender … [Read the full story]

Do women need a GBF…is it good for the husband?

A friend recently told me that he came home caught a 6 feet 4 inch bloke in his bedroom while his wife was showing him her bottom. More worrying still, he seems to be doing nothing about it. But this is no ordinary gentleman looking at his missus in her undies. This is a…well sort … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

” Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise “