Pat Cummins keen to be on West Indies tour

After a nightmare summer, Pat Cummins is back. In a major boost for Australia’s pace stocks, the teenage tearaway will take his first major stride towards selection for the West Indies tour when he bowls in the SCG nets. Sidelined for the past 10 weeks with a heel injury, Cummins will bowl off a shortened … [Read the full story]

Cricket in India – an alternative story

Many years ago my great uncle relayed to me a story of his youth when he visited India. A test series was to be played…Australia against India in the sub continent. It was the first time my uncle had travelled abroad to watch a test match. He was rowed ashore in Bombay and the game … [Read the full story]

Ajmal will knock Poms off No 1 spot on his own

Pakistan off-spinner Saeed Ajmal was in mesmerising form on day one of the first Test against England in Dubai, taking career-best figures of 7-55. Pakistan dismissed England for 192 before their openers reached stumps at 0-42. Ajmal won five lbw decisions after England had won the toss and elected to bat at Dubai International Cricket … [Read the full story]

New breakfast cereal gives you a hard-on

Apparently, it’s like Angelina Jolie in a bowl. Just One Bowl and you’ll be jumping on your old lady like she’s a nubile 20 year old. Unfortunately, it won’t actually change her into a 20 year old, but it’ll lift your pecker. Which is quite ironic as this new cereal has been made by a … [Read the full story]

You’re going to need a bigger bowl

A GIANT goldfish, weighing almost 14kg, that had evaded fishermen for six years, finally caught. Fisherman Raphael Biagini, 30, took 10 minutes to reel the giant orange koi carp, which weighs the same as an average three-year-old girl, from a lake in the south of France. The fish, too large for any bowl, is thought … [Read the full story]