A mate of mine recently admitted…

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time….

The difference between men and women using ATM’s

The subtle difference between a man and a woman using a drive-through ATM (Automatic Teller Machine). Men:  1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account  4. Take cash, card and receipt  Women: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in rearview mirror 3. Shut off engine 4. Put … [Read the full story]