Thief mistakes human ashes for cocaine

A bungling burglar was left disappointed after allegedly mistaking his neighbour’s cremated mother’s ashes for a bag of cocaine. William ‘Billy’ Cantrell thought his luck was in after coming across the box of ashes after breaking into his neighbour’s home in East Nashville, according to police. The 28-year-old is alleged to have taken the small … [Read the full story]

Burglar calls police as he’s confronted with a gun

A burglar in Texas hid in a car and called the police when a home owner confronted him before coming after him with a gun. The suspect, identified as Christopher Lance Moore, allegedly broke into a home in Springtown in Texas at 12:30am Tuesday morning. He was soon confronted by James Gerow who pointed his … [Read the full story]

Jesus is watching you!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he … [Read the full story]

Drunk dwarf is a rubbish burglar

A gang of burglars thought they had found the perfect accomplice – a dwarf able to clamber into derelict houses through the smallest of holes. But they didn’t count on Lee Kildare getting drunk while leading their scrap metal raid. When police were called to a disturbance at a house in Newcastle. The 22-year-old promptly … [Read the full story]