The dumbest criminal ever

BUNGLING Amir Ali has put himself forward as a contender for Britain’s dumbest criminal of the year, after his attempt to burn down a pub turned into a comedy of errors. Hapless Ali, 28, was caught red-handed on CCTV trying to petrol bomb a pub but had to dodge two bricks he hurled at the … [Read the full story]

Man’s cock BBQ’d to stop him cheating…and no onions!

RAJINI Narayan loved her husband Satish so much that she believed setting fire to his penis would stop him from cheating, a court has heard. Planning to confront her husband, Narayan instead “snapped”, dousing her husband’s back in petrol before setting him alight. The 46-year-old has pleaded not guilty to murdering her husband at the … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

“Don’t eat soup until it cools down, or you’ll burn your mouth”