Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Ahhh…the last team briefing of the year. I may include it specifically in my Advent calendar for 2013. I must stop getting eye contact with staff facing the manager, winking at them, pursing my lips whilst giving them a sexually smouldering stare and nodding my head towards the stationery cupboard with raised eyebrows and salacious … [Read the full story]

Kristina Rihanoff is told to do a ‘sexy calendar’

It’s not often boyfriends encourage their partner’s to strip off for steamy photo-shoots, but boxer Joe Calzaghe isn’t the average partner. The world boxing champion told his girlfriend to go ‘bad ass’ on her first calendar shoot, words which she certainly took to heart. From revealing black lingerie on a motorbike to wearing nothing but … [Read the full story]

We’re safe…the world won’t end this year

Three Guatemalan sages burned wood resin, seeds, fruits and flowers on a beach outside Havana in a ceremony marking the end of a Mayan calendar cycle that some have wrongly interpreted as a prediction of a looming apocalypse. Raising their hands to the sky and praying in their indigenous language, they kissed each offering before … [Read the full story]

Netball team shoot naked calendar to raise funds

The University of Bristol (England) Netball Club have stripped off for a saucy calendar shoot to raise funds for the team. The girls pose in a series of revealing shots, including one in which they’re laying down in a circle topless, with only their right arms maintaining their modesty. In another they get into the … [Read the full story]

Cheryl Cole will keep the Poms sizzling in 2012

The summer in Pommie-land is very over…but Cheryl Cole is making a good attempt to keep 2012 hot. The 28 year old singer shows Simon Cowell what he’s missing as she oozes sophisticated sex appeal with her stunning new shot for her official calendar. The Geordie (from Newcastle) beauty, who was axed from X Factor … [Read the full story]

Katie Price digs up her former self

Jordans 2011 calendar is great for folk that love big boobs. But hang on a minute…hang on just a bloody minute…Jordan? I thought that the “Jordan” logo had been buried and she was only to be known as Katie Price. I think that she’s maybe realised that she is 32, which isn’t old…not for us … [Read the full story]

Sexy pub calendar raises money for hospice

A SEXY barmaid calendar, has been made by a pub to try and raise money for a local hospice. The Paget Arms, in Oxford Street, has produced 500 calendars called The Paget Undressed featuring 12 members of staff – Sarah Marshall, Hannah Mitchell, Jo Turner, Niki Conner, Laura Sealey, Alex Main, Steff Morris, Becky Samson, … [Read the full story]

Saucy chics in SWAG calendar

Great Britain’s military better halfs hooked up and developed the SWAG calendar essentially translates into Service Wives And Girlfriends, who have given a new meaning to ‘frontal assault!” With only strategically placed guns and tanks to spare their blushes, these charity calendar shots have helped raise £26,000 for injured servicemen and women wounded in Afghanistan … [Read the full story]

Danielle Lloyd looks bum-tastic after childbirth

Just three months after giving birth and Danielle Lloyd is confidently posing for a new calendar. The 26-year-old model, who has a four-month-old son Archie with Spurs soccer star Jamie O’Hara, has shed more than two stone in the past couple of months. She took part in a calendar shoot just a few weeks ago, … [Read the full story]