Crashes and Fires – in the news every bloody day

I wake up every morning, as I hope most of us do. I turn on the TV and watch the news. It doesn’t matter which channel it is, because it’s all pretty cheesy. But every day I am greeted with the same news item. ‘A House is on Fire’ and ‘A Car Crash’. Sometimes there’s a … [Read the full story]

‘Armadillo’ car folds up for easy parking

With a click on a smartphone, the experimental “Armadillo-T” electric car made in South Korea will park itself and fold nearly in half, freeing up space in crowded cities. The quirky two-seater, named after the animal whose shell it resembles, may never see production but it is part of a trend of developing environmentally friendly … [Read the full story]

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

‘Man who runs behind car gets exhausted’

Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear

Doing some gardening and saw a car lose a hub cap as it went past. Reminded me of an incident years ago. I was walking home from work (as always a picture of suited respectability) and a car shot pass turning far too sharply. It’s hub cap flew off and made a beeline for me, … [Read the full story]

Red cars are more likely to be hit by bird poo

If you find yourself standing near a bright red car, best move away swiftly – you could get splattered from the sky with droppings, because crimson-coloured vehicles are top of the birds’ hit list, a survey shows. Research found 18 per cent of red cars were marked with deposits, followed by blue (14 per cent), … [Read the full story]

Hit by car, Spinal Tap star critical but stable

Spinal Tap star Michael McKean suffered multiple injuries including a broken leg when he was hit by a car walking to a theatre. He was rushed to hospital in New York in a critical condition. His actress wife Annette O’Toole was yesterday flying from Los Angeles to be at his side. Michael, 64, had been … [Read the full story]

On this day…in 1879

On this day in 1879, Sandor Herz—the future John Hertz, the man behind what will one day be the world’s largest car-rental company—is born in present-day Slovakia. Hertz immigrated to America with his family as a child and grew up in Chicago. In 1915, he founded the Yellow Cab Company in Chicago as a means … [Read the full story]

Big tits saved girl in car crash

A Texas model was saved in a car crash – thanks to her 16KKK breasts. Sheyla Hershey escaped with only bruising. “They saved my life,” the 32-year-old Brazilian said. “They cushioned the impact of the blow. I would be dead without them. My breasts stopped my face and my head being hit. I am so … [Read the full story]

It doesn’t take long…does it…

What’s the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? At least my car can reach 50. Whitney Houston won an impressive 6 Grammys in 14 years. Less impressive, was her recent attempt at 6 Grams in 14 minutes.

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