Davo’s quote of the day
‘Man who runs behind car gets exhausted’
Anecdotal thoughts of Jim Aborwhear
Doing some gardening and saw a car lose a hub cap as it went past. Reminded me of an incident years ago. I was walking home from work (as always a picture of suited respectability) and a car shot pass turning far too sharply. It’s hub cap flew off and made a beeline for me, … [Read the full story]
Red cars are more likely to be hit by bird poo
If you find yourself standing near a bright red car, best move away swiftly – you could get splattered from the sky with droppings, because crimson-coloured vehicles are top of the birds’ hit list, a survey shows. Research found 18 per cent of red cars were marked with deposits, followed by blue (14 per cent), … [Read the full story]
Hit by car, Spinal Tap star critical but stable
Spinal Tap star Michael McKean suffered multiple injuries including a broken leg when he was hit by a car walking to a theatre. He was rushed to hospital in New York in a critical condition. His actress wife Annette O’Toole was yesterday flying from Los Angeles to be at his side. Michael, 64, had been … [Read the full story]
On this day…in 1879
On this day in 1879, Sandor Herz—the future John Hertz, the man behind what will one day be the world’s largest car-rental company—is born in present-day Slovakia. Hertz immigrated to America with his family as a child and grew up in Chicago. In 1915, he founded the Yellow Cab Company in Chicago as a means … [Read the full story]
Big tits saved girl in car crash
A Texas model was saved in a car crash – thanks to her 16KKK breasts. Sheyla Hershey escaped with only bruising. “They saved my life,” the 32-year-old Brazilian said. “They cushioned the impact of the blow. I would be dead without them. My breasts stopped my face and my head being hit. I am so … [Read the full story]
It doesn’t take long…does it…
What’s the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? At least my car can reach 50. Whitney Houston won an impressive 6 Grammys in 14 years. Less impressive, was her recent attempt at 6 Grams in 14 minutes.
Davo’s quote of the day
‘When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife’
I was getting into my car…
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me, ‘Can you give me a lift?’ I said, ‘Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’
Cricketer smashes his own car with a six
Unlucky cricketer Chris Sampson hit a six over the pavilion and smashed his own car with the ball. I think Buford plays cricket when he’s out in the bush hunting shit…I must ask him when and IF he’s ever hit a six -Ed
