Big Belle’s Simple Chocolate Pudding

Everyone loves chocolate…unless you are lactose intolerant and that’s not my problem. Ingredients: 1 cup or 150g of self raising flour 100g or 1/2 cup caster sugar 2tbs cocoa powder 125mls or 1/2 cup of milk 50g melted butter 1 egg thickened cream Chocolate sauce: 155g or 3/4 cup of brown sugar 2tsp cocoa powder … [Read the full story]

Melt proof choccy biccy’s – what a waste of money

Man has been on the moon, and made countless advances in medicine and now scientists have been issued a new challenge…the melt-proof choccie biscuit. Understanding what is happening to chocolate at a molecular levels is enabling overpaid scientists with fuck all else to do, to develop chocolate that does not melt in warm climates. This … [Read the full story]

Men don’t want sexy women, they want average women

There’s something incredibly appealing about flaws-and-all ‘average’…and despite society’s perception that they are looks-obsessed, critical creatures, men agree. They really do like average women best. Study after study shows while men pay lip service to being hung up on physical attractiveness, once they interact with a woman in real life, they’re far more swayed by … [Read the full story]

Inhaler takes calories AND fun out of chocolate

Chocolate without any of the calories? It sounds too good to be true, but one Harvard University professor has made it happen. Bio-mechanical engineer David Edwards has launched AeroShot Chocolate, an inhaler which provides the taste of chocolate in breathable form. Using a small lipstick-sized tube, consumers draw fine particles of chocolate into their mouth … [Read the full story]

Davo’s quote of the day

Forrest Gump once said, “Life is like a box of chocolates”. What if you don’t like chocolate…what then, Forrest, you thick fuck.

Gary the fish eats too much chocolate

At the London aquarium, staff have weaned a giant gourami off chocolate onto a healthier menu of grapes and bananas after inheriting the creature which was raised entirely on Kit Kats. Staff at the Sea Life London Aquarium were baffled by the 4kg fish’s refusal to feed, until they learned the gourami, named Gary,  40cm long, … [Read the full story]

Does your diet make you a bitch?

Everyone makes the odd bitchy comment now and again…it’s totally normal. But if every morning you find yourself snapping at the bus-driver and telling your long suffering man he’s a loser, it may be time to rethink your diet. Your diet at the moment could be making you mean. Food isn’t just something that fills … [Read the full story]

The fattest kid in the world

The child eats 10,000 calories a day, she cannot walk or bear physical strain and his cardiovascular system is at risk. Seven-year-old Jessica Gaude differs from her friends. With 222 kilograms, she is the fattest child in the world. She eats 10,000 calories each day in Coca-Colas, 15 hamburgers with fries and several kilograms of … [Read the full story]