Dear Lily – I accidentally proposed to my girlfriend

Dear Lily, I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend. After plying me with cider the evil temptress bewitched me with promises of a blow job and next thing I know, I’m down on one knee simpering about how much I would be honoured to take her as my wife. Last time I made an important … [Read the full story]

Woman stabs man after 26 pints

A woman who stabbed a man in the back after drinking 26 pints of cider and beer was remanded in custody in Exeter, Devon. What a drinker ! How could you even stand after 26 pints…let alone stab someone !